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in #humor2 years ago

Instead of reckless driving, shouldn't they call it wreckmore driving?

The most important lesson I've ever learned in my life is that all twins are two faced.

I've always heard "there's more than one way to skin a cat!"..... but, now that I have a cat, I guess I'll just have to cover my ears more when people talk =). And...when is letting the "cat out of the bag", a bad thing? :(... Let HIM OUT!

People sometimes say they have "half a mind" to do such and such. Is that half full, or half empty?! So confusing!!

Do gay cats use glitter boxes?

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if you skin de cat she will kill you !
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Lmfao


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I for one am glad that @abh12345 wrote you in a post, because now when I need a quick laugh, I have at least 9 more puns to go back and look at. I really found this funny. I really liked the half a mind, that was great.

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