My Puns (Part 2 of too many)
Hidden under rocks you'll find two things... secrets and bugs. Put those two on a sandwich and call it a meal, but I won't be showing up for eats.
180 dollars for a small deal traffic ticket? That's Highway robbery!
Today I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.. so I realized something... If we all slept on circular beds, (with no sides!) then we just wouldn't have a problem now, would we? =).
I was walking around the house today and thought I saw the number i. Maybe I was just imagining things?
I don't care much for capital punishment, but lowercase is usually fine with me.. Run and tell that, Home Boy!