¿Are we, the pauper early adopters still alive & active on steemit the Igigis within the Steem Blockchain?

in #steem5 years ago (edited)

¡Howdy folks! ¿How are you? ¿Are you ready to workout a bit harder this weekend?

Well yeah! I mean:

  • ¿Aren't you already needing to detoxify a bit your humanity of so many good wishes and all the cloying words that you've been consuming during the Christmas holidays?

  • ¿Aren't you now in need to burn that extra fat & sugar accumulated around your waist, your prominent dewlap and all across your neurons above all?

Yup, I know. All those are usual hangover symptoms of the first days of a new year. And we all have had five of those days so far. Therefore, I suspect a few of us are willing to do now some physical and intellectual calisthenic exercises. ¿Am I right?

Oh no! don't misunderstand me. I'm not trying to bother you forcing you to do something you wouldn't wanna do. I'm well aware of the pleasure that it gives pat yourself on your bulging belly and maintain your brain still foggy as result of all the alcoholic beverages you enjoyed on consecutive toasts during Christmas until these first days of the year. Nothing further from reality. Rest assured it's not my intention get you away from such pleasures.

But, though, I also know tomorrow is January six. Another celebration day. You know? And you gotta be in shape for the special visit in your neighborhood and the potential interrogatory by which you'll probably be under submission tomorrow morning by...

¡These extravagant three wise guys!

This is indeed my second post of 2019. And yes, the first one was extra sweet, cheerful, musical and over sugar coated as was expected. But I suppose from tomorrow onward a pink dressed cranky gandalf (that is proud of being so) should retake his approach more seriously and sprinkle his content with some spicy controversy & hot polemic issues to make you think deeper and promote healthy discussions early on for the rest of the year.

Then, again: ¿Are some of us now the Igigis within the Steem Blockchain?

Since mid-December I've been reading a variety of articles which suggest that it is now the turn of the 'community' to take the reins of our future exclusively in our own hands only. It is clear that the powers that be, already have thrown the towel on this race. And the upper rank of gods of the steem blockchain through initiatives like MIRA, changes to the public API and some recent experiments to try improving the economic sustainability and decentralization of Steem through some early testing for ads support within steemit's platform, seems to confirm their intentions to give up the baton of our success to the lower rank of gods who still are active and surviving this climate change and premature global warming.

Igigis, come to me!!

Meanwhile, I'm gonna claim right away the steemit's username accounts: @ Marduk, @ Ishtar, @ Asarluhi, @ Naramsit, @ Ninurta, @ Nuska and @ Šamaš. And then, I will submit them to auction to the highest bidder using the services of @steembay. Who knows, perhaps there is someone out there willing to become a plebeian God paying half the fortune they should have to pay me for such a privilege in so short time. };)

After all and at the end of the day.

It is possible that you could be considered dangerous in some cultures. Killing is killing right? What you are really doing then is ending the life of a thought process, and for all we know in another dimension that process was a living breathing cognizant being!

Hence, in conclusion and as a summary of this strange and outlandish post. Feel free to courageously enter on this smoking Turkish bath and thru all this whipping steam sauna drop somewhere below a 'serious' comment with your opinions and ideas in regards to what a good Igigi should accomplish to do the work impeccably.

¿Sounds anything of what has been expressed on this post like something that Melchior, Caspar and Balthazar would bring to you and they'll ask you tomorrow morning to know if you are at the heights of the circumstances for the rest of 2019?

I dunno and I bet you don't know either. So, better it'll be you actually READ something thoroughly for once in your life. And hey, look, if you dare to comment something without having read and digested the whole message before write a single word... Uhm, take in account that we'll notice it. And you will be automatically discarded for this auction of mini gods no matter how high your bid may be.

¡Happy Three Kings Day!

all-knowing

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