This is a follow-up poem to my official entry to the Ode Challenge hosted by @japhofin8or.

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Pizza Aftermath by Robyn Eggs

The last slice of pizza
Had to teach ya
A lesson or two about sharts...

That's when you shit your pants
Thinking you farted and can't
Pull yourself together
You're under the weather
Sooner or later you'll part
From your sticky pants
You're losing all you can
And you realize it was a shart!
Go get a can
And a shopping cart
Help yourself or lose your dignity
How can you choose after that?
SOS or all alone?
Woe is you who failed at art
Now make a scene -
It's just a dream
Thank heavens you're asleep
And you're not even wearing pants! 😮

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Other posts by Robyn Eggs (still active)

Beach Wednesday
Ode Challenge 2 Entry
First Collage Art
Monochrome Monday
Poem about a Saga
End of the Week Top 15
Week 3 Roll - PDC3K
Winner’s - Week 2 PDC3K
Twilight poem
BW Photo Contest Entry 2
Midweek Top 15

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