Bootlickers must love the Taste of Leather // this material may offend

in poetry •  3 months ago

Let's Recall Mandela's Sweet Kisses*
A limerick about asswipes and liars
by a black conscious African

The communist stalwarts of Mzansi
Compete for dishonor with Rumsy
This skanky race hate
is just Apartheid
Disguised now and soaked in democracy.
6th July 2018, Gapyeong (edits may follow)

*A group of bootlickers met in 1991 CODESA

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