HOW TO GIVE YOURSELF THE BEST HAIRCUT ON STEEMIT (or, a recipe for disaster)
Have you ever wanted the best haircut on steemit?
Well, rest assured, it is already taken, but there is no reason that you cannot copy it, and make your own replica.
I'm here to show you how!
It all started when I posted this "proof" photo at the end of my SteemitPhotoChallenge Entry.
Another user replied, "Nice pics. I am quite fond of the fog tree, and the hair in the fog tree verification!"
I replied back, "You just wait, my next haircut is going to be......... your haircut," not knowing if they were serious.
They replied to my reply, "Nooo!! Save yourself!!! ;o)," not knowing if I was serious.
In hindsight, I think that the user felt threatened that I might "steal his look", since he has the best haircut on steemit.
His response was most likely nothing more than a clever ploy to throw me off, but I was not so easily tricked.
I know that I have a sense of humor, but I'm also one of the most serious people that I know, so here's my how-to on the matter.
INGREDIENTS
ONE HEAD HAIR (preferably full)
ONE PAIR SCISSORS (no running)
ONE BUZZING MACHINE THAT MAKES YOUR HAIR FALL OFF
DIRECTIONS
Take head full of hair
Use buzzing machine to start making hair fall off head
Reach point of no return
Make a Mohawk on one side just for fun
Make a MR. T haircut on the other side for even more fun
Tilt head sideways to make sure all excess hair from sides falls off
Start to cut hair left on top with scissors
Attach length adjuster to buzzing machine or it will make all hair fall off
Use mirrors for those hard to reach places
Continue removing hair with the buzzing machine
Finish up with more scissor activity
Arrive at final destination - a replica of the best haircut on steemit
To ensure accuracy, compare replica to original best haircut on steemit:
(Images for comparison taken from the blog of @meesterboom)
As always, I'm @meesterboom, and here's the proof:
FOLLOW
Awesome Handcrafted @papa-pepper logo kindly donated by @vlad - Thank you!!
Also, thank you @meesterboom.
(I'm only guessing that he won't mind)
Congratulations!!! You have been awarded the Mohawk of Boom achievement award!!! Let the image below guide you in times of strife!!!
I am happy to have my haircut finally recognised for the magnificent beauty it is!!!
and I am proud to report that you have achieved it in exactly the same way that I do!!
this made me laugh and not a lawsuit in sight!! ;0)
It is beautiful, and I'm glad that I could guess your recipe for success.
So you do a Mr. T haircut on the way to your awesome look too? Incredible.
We will see if anyone follows the recipe.
I hope they do lol!!
A cool, new haircut AND you get to play catch with @lordvader! You are living the dream @papa-pepper ... living the dream.
Indeed, and please keep it down.
I don't want to wake up and have the dream be over.
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I tried your method. How do I look?
A lot more friendly than before.
Wanna play?
HAHAHA!
You may be even funnier than I!
Thanks for that!
thats funny! :-D
lol I loved your post...
Thanks.
It was a great way to start my day!
Lol this is funny. I'm curious what @meesterboom will say.
I think I've got a pretty good idea.
I just hope I'm not dead wrong.
Only time will tell.
I am gladdened, gladdened that now there are two of us to share the heavy burden of handsome-ity. For too long I have wearied under this load!!!
That is a burden that I can help you bear.
I can't believe you stole meesterbooms hairstyle,! is this the first case of hair plagerisim on steemit.
ahh who cares if it is I laughed so much I wish I could give you two upvotes.
No, it's a replica!
(Plus, it's been working so great for him, maybe it's the key to his success!)
Anyway, he made fun of my hair before, you I took away his leverage, what can he say now?
One day it is my dream that we can all have haircuts like mine and the world can be a wondrous place as a result! ;0)
I so wish I had photoshop right now, I'd be putting your haircut on as many world leaders as I could for giggles.
Lol, that would be funny. It could only improve them!!
Quick Flagged !!!!
Replica is worst , Double Flagged on it.
@papa-pepper >No, it's a replica!
I cannot cut the hair on a flag... not fuzzy enough.
Perhaps I could trim the top of a carrot!
I am into new set now. The carrot doesn't bring enough attention. Into drawing now. Latte art too much competition , not enough to pay for the beans.
Yes, I know, that was a joke.
If you ever want to draw people, @meesterboom and I are easy, because we are basically twins!
Hmm
Give me an idea 💡💡💡
OMG! I Also use a buzzer on my sons and boyfriends hair! But its easy i just buzz it all off lol! 😉check this one out!
Image credit pintrest.com
That is nice.
One of the few haircuts I have not had..
Yet...
Haha! I love that ", Yet "part! Cant wait to see it some day! Lol! 👍😂
You just may...
Hahahahaha Great Post!
Hope you like the hair, while I won't be giving it any best hair on steemit award (as I don't need any award to claim that title) it does seem like an upgrade from your hair before!
Thanks!
It was a fun post to read once I was done!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEA!
Wait until I post my first MEME tomorrow..........
Mine's much easier.
Plug in clippers.
Attach 3/8 extension.
Buzz for a few min.
Call wifey to fix what I missed.
But it certainly doesn't look as stylish as you two.
Check @bullionstackers new post out!
(glad to hear that you also use the buzzing machine that makes your hair fall off)
I saw. That was great.