Weird Things That Keep Me Up At Night 2

teggit (38)in #funny • 7 years ago

You know how most girls fantasize about their weddings? I don't. I never cared for the matter. I never wanted to plan one and would be happy with eloping and having a big party with family after. But what gets me is the sheer number of people that are able to be invited to a wedding. I don't understand how you could possibly know that many people! And I have the smallest family as well. So if I were to get married tonight this would be my count:

Mom and Dad
My 2 sisters
Grandma hunnie
Uncle Shane and fiance
Cousins (5)
Uncle Larry and Auntie Rebecca
Wilma and Brent
.....I have now started looking through my phone contacts......
Michelle
Sherry

Yup that is everyone. 18 people. Not sure whether to be proud or I need to start making friends. Basically my people could fit in a canoe. Eloping it is. But, you know, need to get engaged and stuff first. Way ahead of myself as usual.