Dammit, Jim! ~ Day 61 #freewrite
Dammit, Jim! My shoe got stuck in the mud! Why must we always go off gallivanting to find you women? You use them for one hour, it might even be 42 minutes, and always leave her in the end? hmm?
In all the time we have been in space, The Final Frontier(da da daaaaaaaaa), you seem to be running to find every woman there is to fall in love with.
Did you ever think that maybe you are running away from life on planet earth? That maybe you should take a few HOURS and not mess with strange women? Maybe just get to know the people and their habits first before you sleep with the Leader of the newest planet we have discovered? Have you ever considered that?
Dammit, Jim! wipe your bloody, muddy shoes off! I'm not done talking!
Now have you ever considered that you have also caused more intergalactic fights by sleeping with more women then Henry the VIII did. He at least married them...........he killed them, but he did marry them so they would have a nice funeral......... OKay, he made up his own church too but really let's not get distracted.......
Did you just wipe your shoes off on my priceless white bear rug from planet Earth? Dammit, Jim!
Now, let's talk about you taking some time off to be alone with your thoughts and not running to women, have them fall in love with you, you tell her your very sorry but you are married to your ship, her people try and blow up our ship........a bunch of red-shirted people die..........
DAMMIT JIM! just take a vacation alone with a good book for once!
This is my Day 61: 5 Minute Freewrite - Prompt: my shoe got stuck in the mud. If you have never tried a #freewrite please do. They are so much fun! There are no rules!
I just cracked myself up writing this. I hope you found it 1/4th as funny as I did! or I just need 18 hours of sleep and I will wake up and not find this funny at all :D
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Love the idea that the Enterprise was always being attacked by angry boyfriends.
What really happened during that Tribble episode?
HA! I'm happy to have made you laugh and I have missed your stories and comments! Hope all is well with you and your just busy with Christmas stuff.
Christmas stuff and recently starting a new job. Free time is hard to come by these days. Hopefully things will return to normal soon. 😵
I hope so!
You cracked me up lol. Even away from earth they have mud ha ha.
😁 yaaaay! :D I'm so happy I could make you laugh!
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Dammit Jim...this was funny! And it is funny how our minds work when we are running on empty. Tip!
yeahh 😁 I made you laugh. That makes me happy! Thank you for that! Hope you are ready for Christmas. We are having a quiet one here which is good.
Thank YOU for the laugh; I sure do need more of that! I am almost ready for Christmas. Glad to hear that you are having a quiet one; especially with all you and hubby have been through. I will be spending time with my brother and his family and it will be difficult because one of their young sons just died suddenly on Oct. 19th. He was only 37 years old. : (
I'm so sorry to hear that and 37 is way to young! :(
But at least they will have family around them and tho it will still be very hard it is better than being all alone on that first Christmas. hugs
Thanks my friend. : )
Haha! Love it! It makes me wonder though doesn't it? How many of the adventures were because of Jim and his penchant for the ladies?
:D I don't know but when I was a kid that was always the boring part I had to watch so I could see the rest of the story so it felt like it was in every one they made. LOLL
Thank you for always reading my stories and liking them too! I'm so happy this did make people laugh as it did me!
Boy - who knew where a muddy shoe can take you!! LOL
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I know!!!!!!!!! sometimes it really makes you wonder what is really in your head! LOLL
Thank you for always stopping and your support too! You know it means the world to me!
Dammit Jim..try chess once in a while, for vulcan's sake! :-D
I love the monologue style ...you've been so original and fun @snook
HA! :D I made you smile! My day is done!
I have missed you and your comments my friend! Hope your Christmas is wonderful for you and your Wife!
Thank you dear friend! Im missing you all ti be sincere..hope to be back with new nightmares..err..i meant freewites ;-P I wish you and your family a great Christmas too!