Pun Day Monday #18! Contest! Winners announcement from #17!
Welcome!!!
Here's a how-to!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
OOOOOOO spooky.
Loads of deadly spooky puns last week.
This one is so exciting... FIRST JOKE EVER!
A star is born.
Well this is very sweet. I'm excited to welcome baby Lochlan into a world by throwing other babies at him.
And I'm sure his mother is, too.
So who wins each of the prizes?
Well, I made a video and no one else did, so I award myself that prize.
And there we have a POCKET winner:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-post-contest-for-puns-from-punday-17
@doctorcrypto! (and huge ups to @heroic15397 for punning within their votes for the good doctor)
He's the first double winner of this category!
He can draw a circle around himself a second time, just like @heroic15397 and @littlescribe!
And finally, our big winner is....
YES! @doctorcrypto, for, in particular being frank and staying on topic!
YAY! Two big wins for the good doctor. Send me your links for their prizes (upvotes and tips!)!
It's still spooky-tober, so today's topic is...
"Trick-or-treat!"
As in, "Why aren't you at the big Halloween Concert? It costume-uch."
If you are going to leave candy on the porch with a sign that says "Take One",
Don't be fooled: The first kid there is going to be goblin the whole bowl.
Hey, I wanted to invite you guys to my Steem Lip Sync. Will you try it out? I think it could be fun. And you're the funniest buncha Steemers on here.
Let me know what you think. Or post an entry and we'll vote.
I'll try to do something.... But as @improv can tell you. It is hard to get a video submission in these parts. Nothing but one liners, puns, and dad jokes.
Which makes me think, this may not be @improv first child!
It's true, this is my first child:
But also, jokes don't see gender. As little scribe had demonstrated, there is no Dad joke, no Mom joke, in the beginning there was Joke and Joke saw that it was good.
Amen!
I think trick-or-treaters nowadays have gone soft. Back in my day, if you left your house on Halloween night for some social function you would return home to find you front door besmirched by something very difficult to clean off....or at least that was always the eggspectation!
Congrats @doctorcrypto. I hope someday we can meet for real. It would be a real treat. Although, probably a trick to make it happen.
Thank you! I candyscribe myself if that helps.
I'm a bit of a milk dud, definitely a city guy. I'm no jolly rancher. Almond joyto be around. I'm looking for a new job right now so for sure not a sugar daddy . I have 2 boys...my little junior mints. We went swiming yesterday. That was a fun dip. I could go on, but I have to check on my beehives and see if I can't get a bit o' honey.
*snickers :)
Uh oh Doc, it sounds like she wants to meet for realz! Based on the quality of our puns she probably is expecting to meet the THREE MUSKETEERS.
You sick watchyamacallit!
But I for one am going to start working out like crazy to reduce my MILKY WAY.
For this endeavor my personal trainer is really going to be a LIFE SAVER.
He makes me avoid the free weights because of my BUTTER FINGERS.
Holy crap in a pumpkin bucket!
Thanks!
Some puns are easy and some are hard...
This was like taking candy from a baby who just took candy from an adult after knocking on their door and screeching.
This is my only post in play right now...So send rewards there. Awesome!!
https://steemit.com/abuse/@doctorcrypto/call-to-arms-fight-the-bots
OMG.... Here's this