Good old Walmart

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Flop and I went to Walmart the other day to check look for some new headphones. We are planning on doing a little bit of traveling and I get sick of hearing each his stories on the long drives.

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^{Photo of Flip taken by our human}

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I don't want to hear about his baby mama drama or any of that other crap he got himself into when he was younger. He probably doesn't want me telling you this, but he lost his virginity to a hooker and knocked her up and now they have a 4 year old baby. Cute little sandal, but the mom is crazy.

Anyways, back to the Walmart trip. So, Skullcandy headphones are my favorite. They got some nice bass and aren't overpriced like those Beats by Dre nonsense. Flop always copies me and has to get the same stuff I do. What a loser.

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^{Photo of Flop taken by our human}

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So we both decided to get some headphones so we can tune each other out one the drive and I don't want to be sharing my headphones with him because last time he got dog poop or something smeared all over them. He needs to watch where he is going.

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^{Photo taken by our human}

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The last item on the list was energy drinks to keep our human awake. If our human falls asleep, I guess we will be driving. I am not sure where we are going on this stupid road trip, but all I know is that we will have a lot of time in the car to tell stories and listen to our music. Flop will probably be busy listening to his gangster rap or something. Every since he had a hooker baby he thinks he is hard core. I just think he is a loser.

Well, I guess I am going to end this entry. I just wanted to let everyone know that we will be starting our trip soon, so be sure to be on the look out for Flip and Flop and read about our life and all our shenanigans. Our human wanted us to tell you that you should upvote this post, but we don't really care if you do. We are just a pair of sandals that get walked on all day long, so do what you want. We look forward to seeing you in the next entry.