Why you should vote for sock puppet witnesses

in #steemy4 years ago
  1. I run them.
  2. You can trust me.
  3. I want Tron Steem to thrive and succeed.
  4. I don't want decentralised blockchain.
  5. I want everyone to become rich quick.
  6. I might be sexually unsatisfied and want to fuck many of you
  7. I will keep getting exchanges involved in witness voting to ensure my supremacy?
  8. I never lie. I always have the best community interest in mind.
  9. I will never freeze your stake that you own legally and earned with your hard earned money.
  10. I will change the power down period to -3 days. So you get your Steem even before you start the power down.
  11. I am not a malicious hacker. I represent community.

So please vote for my puppet witnesses!



I am not endorsing this post but I am upvoting it to counter the downvotes as I think satire (which it not only is, but is labeled as, so no issue of impersonation here) as a form of expression deserves to be protected whether you agree with it or not. If you don't agree, put out your own message.

one of the many things that doomed this platform was too many butthurt assholes flagging anything that offended them. otoh, gotta rofl @ ppl still clinging to a vision of a decentralized steemchain run by justin

but but but free speech is dangerous! wont anyone think of the children!?!?11

Highly rEsteemed for all of these reasons...


Hi @smooth

Well several major have given good upvote to @justinsunsteem for the post.
I assume you have also seen @justinsunsteem comments around now, there is a lot of shit. can't see it as humor. Did not think you were a fan of such things. This makes me wonder at this account @justinsunsteem that you know who it is and give votes on something that is not positive, but an attempt to spread the shit. Don't know you that way, what's going on here

I don't know who it is. I explained the reason for my upvote. Once again, agree or disagree, I am a strong supporter of freedom of expression, which is a large part of why I am here at all. I do think there are some limits to that freedom (threats, fraud, impersonation, etc.), but parody is not violating any of those limits. It has a long and essential role in the history of free expression and deserves to be protected.

If I see there is no danger of the post being buried by downvotes, I may remove my upvote.

Hi @smooth

read all his comments everywhere, would you think the same as you tell here and would you think this is fine

Looks like a parody account to me. Again, I don't have to agree with it or even like it, but I still accept it as an important form of free expression, even an art form.

Yes. Freedom of the arts, whether you like it or not, is always worth standing up for.

Relax, it's just satire. It's called freedom of expression.

You dont understand.... @smooth voted this post to keep the balance... You know.. like the Korean community is doing.

They be keeping the balance while Justin is buying more Steem. Smooth be keeping the balance of this post.

The payout from this post goes to the real Justin sun, so you are supporting him by upvoting this post :)

Really good observer, @Cwow2!!

Credits goes to @xpilar, not me :D

He has great eye!! Thanks for spread the info though!!

Yes :D

A parody account posting absolute garbage making ~$30 and a lot of actual quality content making close to nothing! Way to keep the balance!

Sometimes I don’t get these logics!

"Absolute garbage"

This tells me everything I need to know, seems you think absolute garbage is "quality content" and that quality content is .. Anyway, the only problem is that there's no cure for being retarded, but hey now you can have another inconsequential and completely meaningless thing to be outraged about. And yes, JustinSon of Faggot, Fag Himself, The 'Fag, Fag' hacking exchanges to take steem over to tron, absolutely reasonable and considerate, completely tip-top behavior. As for smooth, yeah, a total wad of scum, I mean who would support satire for the sake of satire.

Well of course, to a certain extent! Definitely not to the extent that this shitload of garbage makes $30, am I right?

What about all the talk of disagreement of rewards and keeping rewards to the level a post deserves and stuff like that?

You really want to have this conversation now??

Its like discussing how the wallpaper is an ugly color while the house is burning down.


that wallpaper is not good though...

Let me caption this: "Steem Blockchain After Hostile Takeover"

You wish, but I think sunFhaghat's and steemit's reputation after hacking exchanges and illegally locking up millions in customer funds rolls right off the tongue.


Why am I looking so fat on that picture? @royliusteem FORK THAT OUT OF THE INTERNET!

Your bad mood doesn't belong here

Mood is emotional state. Mood differs from emotions, moods and impressions in that they are less specific, less intense, and less likely to be triggered by a particular stimulus or event. Mood is usually described as either positive or negative. Read about yourself on Wikipedia

You should stop using the account and remove the image and name you are using.
Use the account you have before if you are trying to be funny, you know that many here will not tolerate this behavior.

I'm surprised they've given you upvote, this must be a mistake they made @threespeak @alamin33 @techken @ava77 @aissez-faire

Thank you for resteeming my post! Your support is truely appreciated!

You know why I re-steemed your post, think you understand it

You re-steemed to get this message out to the people.

yes, and you get more downvotes

Have you heard of the Streisand Effect?

Toolfag for SunGreatEmperorJustin

Do you like @justinsunsteem, or do you just want to fuck him?

You must like him, you resteemed his post.

Impeccable deduction lol.

Even you fucking call your own witnesses sock puppets! LOL! Guess you're having a mental breakdown... Poor you. Yo when you want to sue @ned? Seems like a good time. And thanks for pumping up steem yo. At least that was the good side you left behind with STEEM once you get kicked out of here :D

Just realised its another asshole joker

Hi @davedickeyyall

have you seen all the crap he or she spreads on the platform

I saw one other post that also wasn't funny. But this was the first one I downvoted

Think that account should not be allowed to run that crap, with bad humor.

I suggest you fork the chain then!

Think that account should
Not be allowed to run that
Crap, with bad humor.

                 - xpilar

I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

So reveals the would be censor what they really want.

It must be frustrating that free people don't have to obey you.

You might gain peace and tranquility by accepting humbly the fact that other people are your peers, not your property.

Looking at who upvoted it I'd say Bernie is behind it

it comes up from people I never thought would vote for this garbage, Something is weird here when you see who's voting

Hi @xpilar

did you notice how much time you are wasting with this?

as much as you

Why do you think I am wasting any time here? This is so much fun!

Why do you think I
Am wasting any time here?
This is so much fun!

                 - justinsunsteem

I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Welcome to the Steemit blockchain. Hoping steemitans give you warm welcome!

Thanks for your support. Means a lot!

u r a sly fox

Thanks for your support. Means a lot!

Thank you so much. Everything works out exactly as planned. These idiots really think that they could win a fight against the mighty powers of Justin Sun and Ned Scott. One question tho. Do you like Justin sun or just want to fuck him?

Yeah, the exit scam legitimate business deal is going exactly as planned. I think you know the answer to your question 😊. C you 2nite bb ❤

I mostly appreciate how you're drawing out panderers who flag you. Every one of them is seeking to deliver governance of this blockchain to an overlord who will wield absolute power to determine who can say what, make any money, or even exist on Steem at all. They are acting to oppose decentralization, freedom, and forthright speech.

Good job on that front.


This is hilarious! Good job xD

Vote my witness or I fork you!1!!

What's with all the butthurt snowflakes? Smh they're all over the steemit blockchain.

Here I am, full xD

Witnesses who votes for posts like this, which doesn't help the convo/the problem and where benefitters are all set to steem accounts will lose my witness vote :)
That includes @stoodkev @drakos and @smooth

Didn't notice the beneficiary when I voted but turning this into a witness thing is also really uncalled for in my opinion.

Why? Aint we fighting against Justin Sun and the Socket puppets currently?
So upvote this content which gives Justin more steem to power up and therefore his socket puppets gain more MVests, how is that not a witnesses thing?

The witnesses feeds a troll with upvotes where the money/steem goes to who they are fighting. Thats not smart if you ask me.

As I said I didn't realize he was sending rewards to those accounts. Thought you were going with the narrative of xpiler that you don't understand what a parody account is and judge witnesses and how well they protect the chain based off of a few upvotes.

I do that this account is for fun, but I also think there is a place and time for everything. I believe this is not one of those times to make even more fun of Justin while we are trying to figure out a plan forward.
And then there is the people who gets the steem :)

Yeah you might be right, he's doing enough on his own for now. But yeh I can see this account aging quick.

What if Justin sun figures out that he gets steem from these posts and he then hits it with 100% before the payout time x)

Everything is possible in this current enviroment :p

hits it with 100% before the payout time x)

The payout will still have 12 hours of time for downvotes that gradually become more and more expensive the closer it gets to payout. I'm sure many would notice that quick. On that note of rewards don't forget his sockpuppets are draining a lot of witness rewards still.

Satire has a place in this blockchain. Do we have to add censorship to the things Justin brought in here?
I don't particularly think this one is funny, but it shouldn't be censored. That's where I stand.

Okay no problem. You do know Justin is the benefitter right? :)

Anyways, thanks for the answer

I must say I didnt notice this, I guess its part of the joke. Whatever, is not going to make a difference.

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