Movie Quote Contest - Steemit Parody Quote Contest - Win SBD!!!!! - #3
I'm going to make this short and simple.
I am going to pick a movie, the best "Steemit parody quote" in the comment section will win 1SBD, second best 0.5 SBD and third best gets 0.2 SBD.
What is a "Steemit parody quote" you ask?
Here is an example.
Movie: Dazed and confused
Original quote:
"You act like you’re so oppressed. you guys are kings of the school. What are you bitching about?"
Steemit parody quote version:
You act like you’re so oppressed. you guys are kings of Steemit. What are you bitching about?
Easy?
Ok, now lets move on.
This contest is going to be based off the movie Pulp Fiction
Here is my entry into the contest even though I cant win.
Jules: "Say follow for follow one more time! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!"
Ok so rules for the contest.
1- Upvote the post.
2- Leave a comment with your steemit parody quote from the movie.
3- Recommend the next movie we should use to parody quotes from.
Thats it!
If I cant find the original quote you are parodying I might ask for it.
Once the 7day lock in happens I will pay out to the best (in my opinion) Parody Steemit quotes from the movie Pulp Fiction.
Cheers Steemit and hope we can have some good laughs with this game.
Other open contest:
Completed contest:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/movie-quote-contest-steemit-parody-quote-contest-win-sbd
If this goes well I will make the pay out bigger (I raised reward pool again, Yay!), If anyone one wants to donate to make the reward bigger for the best parody quote or would like to become a judge for the next one let me know.
Steemit to the moon!
Next film: Goonies
LMFAO!
You know just what makes me crack up!
Bad motherfucker written on the post.
:D
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/358zqb-winners-to-the-steemit-parody-quote-contest-pulp-fiction
:D
"You're... little Minnow, right? This is your post?
"Sure is."
"I'm Winston Whale. I solve problems."
"Good, we got one, nobody has up-vote it yet"
"So I heard. May I come in?"
"Uh, yeah, please do."
Next Movie: Rubber (2010 film)
Another contests : D hooray!. Dam getting a a good parody of this movie was a lot harder than I though because I didn't wanted to go with the more well known quotes haha. Cheers!
entered!
Yeah, kinda why i stole the most common quote. was hoping to see more rare stuff then the common say upvote again.
lol
Actually after reading the other entries I kinda want to do another try haha, btw thanks for picking up pulp fiction : D it is a dam good movie
you can enter as may times as you want.
:D
It was the most requested, the other 2 most requested at this point are lord of the rings and harry potter.
lol
Great! XD I will try another tomorrow, I saw pulp fiction was requested but I didn't wanted to request the same movie again, btw do I need to remind you that there are like 9 Harry Potter movies XD and like 6 LoR's movies.
But I would be pretty funny doing any of those.
If a bunch of people request the same movie i will prolly use it in the next contest.
Crazy part of that is i havent watched harry potter or lord of the rings.
LOL
I got some catching up to do.
:D
LoL, you better get starting now, a marathon of all those movies will take you a very looong time, good thing you didn't had to wait for the ending of each saga haha.
Yeah, not waiting is better but omg thats alot of movie to sit through.
lol
Steemit parody quote:
Vincent: "And you know what they call a... a... a rich guy in Steemit?"
Jules: "They don't call it a rich guy?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the LIKE system. They wouldn't know what the fuck SBD is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Orca."
Jules: "A Orca. What do they call a super rich guy ?"
Vincent: "Well, a super rich guy is a super rich guy, but they call it le Whale."
Jules: "Le Whale. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Loser?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Minnow Post."
And next The Silence of the Lambs .
I thought I would give this a go - and have drawn a total blank one of my favorite films ever.
....But this is absolutely brilliant !
:D
Fucking awesome!
entered!
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/358zqb-winners-to-the-steemit-parody-quote-contest-pulp-fiction
"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this Steemit contest. Steemit Whitepaper 33:1. The path of the minnow is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the trending page and the tyranny of the flaggots. Blessed is the whale who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the minnows through the censorship, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great flags those who attempt to flag and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is @dan when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
Next film: Bambi.
I added a link to your contests in my post. hope thats ok.
:D
Tell gonzo im still waiting on his meme contests.
lol
Wow that's kind of you! Gonzo has started something with his links. I should pull my finger out and do it too.
People keep asking him to re-start his meme contest. I think people really liked the fun pictures that he chose, and anyone who was funny could win without having to be politically correct or be a Steemit sycophant.
I think he's planning to re-start it when we are settled back in the UK.
His picts are way better then the other meme contests, its fun even if not expecting to win.
once u get back and he starts them back up ill add them to my contests.
:D
HAHA!
entered!
I was looking at that quote and had no clue how someone could parody it, i am in awe!
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/358zqb-winners-to-the-steemit-parody-quote-contest-pulp-fiction
Sorry, but you can't make fun of Steem here.....
Oh no, the timing of life is funny. Now i find out the steempolice have been on my post for 6 hrs watching me and i just posted a *steemacide" steem parody!
LOL
Big brother always watching i guess.
It doesn't really tie into the contest, but it has to be one of the greatest movie lines, ever!
HAHA
you might be right that was a smooth line.
ima have to look the movie up now and watch it.
:D
oh, while im working on a girly banner.
lol
Bout as girly as i think i can get.
lol
Let me know what you think.
:D
Sofar my mind is throwing a mental block at me on girly stuff.
I made the pict pink in hue and hopefully that is a start in the correct direction.
Let me know if you want it emaild.
Ok, you are right, no girly.
How about Emma addressing a crowd?
That sounds alot easier then girly.
lol
Ima start on it after i make some more coffee.
:D
It's ok, that just means it will be better when it gets here.
Maybe you can think of one for fba, instead?
If you had put @freebornangel on that one you would have hit the nail on the head.
I scooted around yesterday and it looks like I'm gonna tomorrow, too!
want me to email it too?
i think i got the original still, ill make a freebornangle one of it for you.
The whole girly thing im having trouble with though.
lol
Ok, just be sure to reverse the 'e' and the 'l'. It's angel.
Have you looked for Emma Goldman images for inspiration?
damn dyslexia. lol ill fix it right now.
yeah i got some awesome picts of her and have actually watched a bunch of videos and read a bunch on her mainly becaue you presented her into my world. she is so strong to me that feminim isnt something she exerts to me, she is pure strength in my eyes. that good ole "fuck you, you are retarded" figure that donesnt even bat an eye when someone yells out in the croud that saying retard could hurt someones feelings. I already know emma would yell out "that offends you?". cause the world as it is and what it was some words are not the offencive things going on.
Could me my warped perspective but when i think of emma goldman feminim is the last thein i think of. in my eyes she was a badass take no shit from no one type of person. fluffy clouds, rainbows, hearts and unicorns dont mix with that.
For some reason i see emma skanking out to babyland before i could picture her listening to fluffy unicons on rainbows.
Emma goldstine
NOT emma goldstine
https://sub.media/?s=i+think+i%27m+emma+goldman
https://sub.media/video/i-think-im-emma-goldman/
Ok check this one out, im having trouble embedding picts all of a sudden.
Ill email it to you. this might be a winner but im not sure.
im confused now, did i mess up the spelling?
when i look at the pict it looks right and i just copied and pasted so i wouldnt mees it up.
if i did could ou write it all out so i can just copy and paste.
:D
nope, I got it.
Thanks!
:D
I should mention that it would be Emma Goldman girly.
She worked in shirt factories and organized the sex workers of Chicago and nyc in the teens and twenties.
She was deported back to russia in the late 20's for being effective.
is that even possible?
O.o
Yes, but not in the expected way.
maybe im mixing girly up with sexy.
O.o
"That's a pretty fucking good upvote. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
LOL
great parody, dont forget to recomend a ovie for the next contest.
:D
Dazed & Confused
entered!
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/358zqb-winners-to-the-steemit-parody-quote-contest-pulp-fiction
1st place!
thanks @skeptic, that's awesome!!!
I can't wait for your next parody contest, I thought my Wizard of Oz quote was kinda funny too lol.
there is the lord of the rings one open now and in a day or two i will have another.
was a great entry!
:D
you deserved first with that quote.
...I entered Lord of the Rings (of course!). I've never watched any of those movies so I don't know how good my entry was...we shall see!
i havent watched them eirther, thats why m3mt is the judge not me.
:D
Second Entry:
Lance: "Still did you publish your post?"
Vincent: "Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?"
Lance: "What?"
Vincent: "Fucking flag it."
Lance: "Oh, man, that's fucked up."
Vincent: "Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit flaggot fucked with it with a flag."
Lance: "They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
Vincent: "Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
Lance: "What a fucker!"
Vincent: "What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's post? I mean, don't fuck with another man's post."
Lance: "You don't do it."
Vincent: "It's just against the rules."
Next Movie: LoR : D
LMFAO!
Entered.
you just dont fuck with a mans post!
:D
XD You just don't do it, just don't.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/358zqb-winners-to-the-steemit-parody-quote-contest-pulp-fiction
:D