Winners To The Steemit Parody Quote Contest! - Pulp Fiction

Im adding more spots and sbd to the pay out pool for this contest, everyone that entered will be getting paid out.

You know I like to keep things short and simple. So the winner announcements are going to be the same.

This is the Steemit Parody Quote Contest that just ended.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/movie-quote-contest-steemit-parody-quote-contest-win-sbd-3

We only got 5 entries on this one but they were all great it still wasen't easy to choose the "best".

I might Wait till tomorrow or friday to do the second weekly contest, spread them out a little more.

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Now on to the winners!

(drumroll)

1st place: @geoffreydemars
1SBD paid

"That's a pretty fucking good upvote. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."

2nd place: @cathi-xx
0.5SBD paid

"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this Steemit contest. Steemit Whitepaper 33:1. The path of the minnow is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the trending page and the tyranny of the flaggots. Blessed is the whale who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the minnows through the censorship, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great flags those who attempt to flag and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is @dan when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

3rd place:@m3mt

0.3SBD paid

Lance: "Still did you publish your post?"
Vincent: "Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?"
Lance: "What?"
Vincent: "Fucking flag it."
Lance: "Oh, man, that's fucked up."
Vincent: "Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit flaggot fucked with it with a flag."
Lance: "They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
Vincent: "Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
Lance: "What a fucker!"
Vincent: "What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's post? I mean, don't fuck with another man's post."
Lance: "You don't do it."
Vincent: "It's just against the rules."

The other awesome entries:

@gonzo

0.2SBD paid

@andkill

0.2SBD paid

Vincent: "And you know what they call a... a... a rich guy in Steemit?"
Jules: "They don't call it a rich guy?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the LIKE system. They wouldn't know what the fuck SBD is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Orca."
Jules: "A Orca. What do they call a super rich guy ?"
Vincent: "Well, a super rich guy is a super rich guy, but they call it le Whale."
Jules: "Le Whale. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Loser?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Minnow Post."

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We may not have gotten as many entries as other contests but the entries were great and it was not easy to choose a winner.

Great movie ideas too!

Thank you everyone that entered and I am looking forward to what you will all come up with on the next one.

Dont forget the Lord of the rings Contest is still going:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/movie-quote-contest-steemit-parody-quote-contest-win-sbd-4

And @cathi-xx has daily contests always going on!
https://steemit.com/@cathi-xx

Have a wonderful day and cheers steemit!

Congrats to the winners!!!!!!