¡Yeah! As binary beings, I Will Love The 101 Much More!!

Ok, before establish the rules for this contest, a little tale you must read first to warm up your brain muscles and greedy fingers to participate with greater opportunity to win this contest.

¿Am I already having your attention?

¡Great! First of all, "You Must Watch Carefully & Closely The Image Above At All Times" to check for changes. In the very same instant you notice that it has changed, is when The Contest will begin and you must click right away on the button FOLLOW in the upper right side corner of my profile to officially enter into the contest. ¿Ready?

But.. but.. but.. ¡I have a question!

Yeah! I know you must have one. You are wondering: At the very same instant that the follower counter changes, there will already be a follower 101 and there will already be technically a winner ¿right? ¿How would you know then to whom to award the prize?

Ah! you are conspicuously smart dude. ¡I like that! There is no problem with that buddy. I have already developed and I have the perfect tool to control the whole process.
From long time ago, through my exclusive The Omniscient Feature Tool I have the power to know what's the underpants color and size of every visitor of my profile. I know everything about them without anyone noticing.
I am stalking and snooping closely everything that is happening in my profile, articles, comments, replies, etc and I know who has been there checking, reading my stuff and everything related to it.

So don't worry mate. I will know perfectly well who to assign the deserved prize. }:)

Once and since the counter changes to 101 and from there on, I will get an orderly list of all those steemians who have clicked the follow button and above all I will know what they did next. What they have done next is exactly what will determine their merits to win the prize.

¿Are we clear with everything then?

¡Perfect! now the tale you must read first.

Oh! But first a Clarification folks. This is not going to be a simple contest to enter and take away all my hard earned Steems so easily. You will need to learn Spanglish before anything to read this next short story until the end. Because in the case of being chosen the winner of the prize you will be subjected to a brief quiz about what did you learned in this story. ¿Deal?

¡Alright! Let's do it then.

"El valor de saber que chip ajustar"

«Érase el caso de aquella empresa industrial automatizada en la que colapsó el servidor. Desesperación absoluta; caos, pánico. Todo lo construido estaba perdido. Se perderían millones de dólares de no echarlo a andar cuanto antes. No podía ser. Ese problema debía tener alguna solución.»

En medio de esa tensión, surge el nombre de un extravagante ingeniero, uno de los número uno en la materia.

El ingeniero llega al gabinete donde está el servidor. Observa, permanece pensativo mientras laten a todo ritmo los corazones de las jerarquías presentes. Al rato, el ingeniero sonríe, estira el brazo y ajusta un chip. ¡Problema solucionado! Aplausos, abrazos, bravos y hurras.

• Gerente Financiero: “Ingeniero, nooo…no tenemos palabras para agradecerle. Díganos, por favor, sus honorarios”

• Ingeniero: "¡Diez mil dólares!"

• Gerente Financiero: “¿¿¿Cómo??? ¡Diez miiil dóoolares por solo ajustar un chiiip! Le vamos a pagar sólo si usted justifica muuuuy bien sus honorarios!”

Tranquilamente, el ingeniero toma su libreta de facturas y escribe:

“Ajustar un chip: 1 dólar."

"Saber qué chip ajustar: 9.999 dólares”

Ok, now the rules to participate in this contest with some remote possibility of winning the prize.

You have to follow them to the letter:

• 1- You must have read this post entirely and completely have performed all the previous steps already described above.
• 2- You must 100% upvote this post first and immediately resteem it to spread it among your followers to create more awareness about the existence of this contest.
• 3- You must visit the profile of all the Richest Whales on steemit and leave shamelessly a notorious comment on their most recent articles with a link promoting and pointing to this post leaving evidence of its existence.
• 4- You must return here and leave below a thoughtful comment starting with the tag #Milestone101ContestDone including the links to all the comments you left on the profiles and articles of the big whales.
• 5- Your Steem Power must show and be exactly 70.000 STEEM. No more, No less by the time I check it in order to win the contest.
• 6- Your Estimated Account Value must be under and below the $200.00 mark to be eligible to win the contest.
• 7- Check twice if you have met all the above requirements as to win the prize.

¡That's all folks! ¿Easy & Simple right?

I gotta tell you my dear friend. I've already had the pleasure to taste 10 huff and puff delicious months pedaling throughout steemit as to know how simple it is to gather 100 followers. How simple it is to reach the 70.000SP figure. And how easy it is to get the value of your account to reach at least and near to $200.00 starting from zero, nada, niet, nothing.

Therefore, after smoking an awful lot of packs of cigarettes in front of my workstation working my needy ass off everyday, putting all my shit together, typing, writing and creating my usual delightfully Cranky Humorous stories to get your attention and keep doing what you enjoy so much thus far. Reading, commenting, interacting and engaging on other steemians posts, participating on other steemians challenges & contests, etc, etc, etc.

The only surplus that seems to remain static (without going up or down) in my account, which helps me out and allows me now to create my first contest ever here in steemit. It's My Liquid Steem to give away as a yummy celebration prize. Over there in my wallet remain 20.908 succulent Steems (around $50.00 at current MarketCap value) ready to be transferred to a new steem wallet's holder and make happy to a new steemian. The eventual winner of this contest indeed.
So, just make sure you qualify to enter in this contest, check twice the strict rules that govern this contest to avoid future misunderstandings. ¡Remember that I count with the omnipotent and infallible tool to know clearly and prove if you had been cheating to win the prize unjustly!

Yeah! go ahead buddy and give it a try. ¡You have nothing to lose and much to earn! I promise!! :)

'Abstract Aural Bit'

_{Yeah! to release the stress and loosen up the tension & excitement a bit.}

¡EXACTLY!

_{¡Do me a favor! ¡Do me a favor! ¡Do me a favor before I go!}

"Giggles, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"

Cheers!! :)