¡Good News Steemians! I'm developing "The Omniscient Feature" I've already found The 'missing link' The 'transitional fossil' The 'Oopart feature' for Steemit.
¿Who'd like to know who has read your posts? And get all user names, referrals, links, etc. in your views counter?
Yup, I'm in my way to finish "The Omniscient Feature" I found The 'missing link' The 'transitional fossil' The 'Oopart' The most 'elusive blockchain piece of code' to know it all. The missing & most desired feature for steemit, facebook et al.
¿Have you ever wondered who actually reads your articles top to bottom until the end, and yet, they did not comment a shit, didn't vote or resteem your posts or for that matter, did not even leave a single trace of their presence that they did it?
Oh yeah! of course, first let me tell you something to avoid confusion: Yes, those figures which are shown there, at the right side of that icon Eye Shaped between the comments counter and the Social Networks icons at the extreme right.. ¿Did you already find it? exactly! that one that looks like an eye which appears along with the others statistics at the end of your posts. ¿Already there? Ok, these figures do not exactly reflect the true number of complete readings, top to bottom, that your articles got.
Obviously you, me and the next guy here alongside, would wish and would want all our articles be noticed, found, read, commented, appreciated, voted, shared and rewarded. ¿Right?
Ok, how if I tell you that I am currently creating, coding, developing, debugging and giving the finishing touches to a software tool that achieves that and much much more? ¡yummy! right?
¡Alright!
Oh! But I gotta tell you this first buddies.. ¡Seriously! if you are unable to put Alvin's faces onto your inquiring & curious big head with full amazement and plain heuristic interest today, you probably won't understand anything tomorrow. Not even a single word of what comes to you soon. And most likely you will miss an extraordinary opportunity to land in your ambitious hands the likely magic wand of success in steemit.
Therefore, Yup! Yep! ¡Yes! ¡Watch closely pal and continue practicing your funny faces! Yeah! one more time!! That I don't want moanings and whimpers later on. ;)
So yes, keep moving your head like Leo Lyons and your fingers as fast as both of them; Alvin and Leo to stay checking my profile for the updates and the Great Announcement this weekend. You can't afford missing a unique chance like this.
Because Otherwise...
You may well and easily end out Burnside On Burnside on this early Snake Drive in the next days!! }:)
"Giggles, Smiles, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"
you absolutely crack me up! lol you are a gem
Hahahaha I am very happy and glad that I may be able to generate such hilarious and highly pleasant feelings on you my dear Shavon. This is just an old habit and function that I can not avoid exercising to spit my mind out, expressing myself this way all the time , even in my worst moments. This is just a happy incurable disease of many of my own. :)
My heart feels cheerful in the know you are following my madness close enough. So, do not miss my next posts with a slightly more serious and technical dye in which I will immerse you all.
Cheers!! :)
This seems to have legs...
Look forward to watching it run...
Please get my attention AGAIN when it has left the building...
Haha yes @cassidyandfranks ¡Lotta Legs! there is no Wile E. Coyote out there yet able to catch this fast and elusive Roadrunner.
BTW, ¿Have you already been practicing your Alvin's faces to thoroughly understand and watch how it may run?
Cuz otherwise, I'm afraid this Omniscient Feature Tool will have to be used only by the most honest and trustworthy chap I know so far. The reverend Cranky Gandalf exclusively. ;)
Ok!
We are SERIOUS!
I am interested and listening...
To "The reverend Cranky Gandalf exclusively. ;)"
Great! I already have some mature features on the pipeline to test its full performance. But even so, still in debugging state to make sure there is no breach available to exploit in a counterproductive way. The steem blockchain still appear to be a slut pretty tough to conquer. :)
Literally Laughing Out Loud!!!
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