What the heck is wrong with Islam?: Ramadan

So Ramadan has gone now! How many pounds did you lose? did it cure your cancer or bad habits?
Did it make of you a better man or you're still a faggot?

Ramadan is the holiest month in Islam, if you don't know, where Allah opens heaven's doors and locks his demons in chains but the question remains, when does this all happen exactly?
If Ramadan starts on different dates for each country.

Ramadan suppose to be a month of mercy, blessing and be kind to the local
but it is statistically proven that in Ramadan crime rates exceeds the normal
Loads of food go to waist that's abnormal

Ramadan is the third pillar of Islam, you should fast from dawn to sunset and again what about countries where the sun never sets?
You ain't allowed to eat, drink or fuck in day light
It's not like I'm speaking for my human right

The concept as they preach is to feel the poor's pain and empathize
but that is not mentioned no where in the Quran they just fantasize

They say it cures diseases
but still the sick are preferred not to fast, they may enjoy the breeze
The whole thing contradicts itself so bad it gives you a brain-freeze

In the Quran it is said (O you who have believed, decreed upon you is fasting as it was decreed upon those before you that you may become righteous)
The Jews, Christians and pagan tribes did fast long before Islam came, before it spread like a virus

but it was to their will, it was not a command so you can't send them to hell
Well..
From them Mohamed got most his ideas in the first place and to his followers he legislate
I wonder how they fail to see, how it is all a copy and paste

At first it was you fast or you pay a ransom
but nowadays you fast or your throat they slit even if you're handsome

It is written that in this month the Quran was revealed
Did it come down as a whole or only parts of it were unconcealed

The thing about Quran, it always keeps you wondering why? but you as a Muslim you have to blindly follow.
Allah is hallow

Allah works in mysterious ways
So you better hold on to your prayers and fast the 30 days
And if Allah wills, you're awaited in heaven with mermaids.