POCKET Friday for Punday Monday. *LAST OPPORTUNITY*

in #pocket6 years ago

I hope you’ve been enjoying year two!

If you have a favorite pun that was made here, leave a comment below that sends POCKET to that punster.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just go to that link, and you’ll see lots of jokes to laugh at, and then you can come back here and vote for your favorite!

This is POCKET Friday’s last opportunity of Season 1! Get your puns in front of POCKET-holding eyes! Advocate for yourself! The big winner of the whole year of POCKET Friday will get something extra special! See the original POCKET post for details:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to

Here’s the link again for where you should go to read puns! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-66-contest-win-sbi-read-jokes-make-jokes-also-my-entry-in-comedy-open-mic-round-32

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This week’s winner will win a #steembasicincome share, because @freedomshift sponsors an SBI award for our #ccc qualified contest posts. Check out what the Curation Circle Creed is all about by visiting this link:The Honor Code - the Creed (Conditions and Limits Inside)

I know, you don't know what POCKET is.

Well guess what! I can tell you.

POCKET

was created by @biophil to explore what is possible to run as a subchain, considering the no-fee nature of the Steem blockchain. He created the POCKET protocol, and sent out 1,000,000 POCKET to those who participated in the Genesis fund. Several people run confirmers....

You don't need to know all this, but if you're curious, you can visit his profile, and specifically this post...https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/pocket-protocol

What you actually need to know

If you have a favorite pun, please let them know and send them your approval by way of an upvote on their pun! They all get a 100% upvote from me, so your vote, no matter how small, will not be lost to the infamous dust rule.
If you have POCKET, you can send some by writing in a comment on this post pocketsend:0thisisthenumberofpocketyouwanttosend@totheusernamelistedhere,this part is where you tell the punster what you liked about their pun.

and if I don't have POCKET, but I want some?

I say as if I am you...
Well, I think there are a couple ways to get some.
@pocket-pi posts a weekly usage report. Here's an example of one. You can scroll down and see which users have the most, and then seek them out and offer services or $ in exchange for POCKET. https://steemit.com/pocket/@pocket-pi/weekly-pocket-usage-report-week-2018-05-21-to-2018-05-27
or
You can appeal to @biophil, and let him know that you want to use the POCKET to vote for a favorite punster here, and, if he's feeling generous, perhaps he'll give you some that a confirmer he runs has earned.
or
You can try to write the best pun in the world and then appeal to those who have POCKET to stop by this post and the pun post to send you some as a vote for best pun! Then you can use that POCKET to vote for YOUR favorite! ( If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning! )

Enjoy the puns!

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-66-contest-win-sbi-read-jokes-make-jokes-also-my-entry-in-comedy-open-mic-round-32

https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmbHjgVwBkTtteimeWViEgsr9UXRH5NLCGFyXq8rn86wMd/Pun%20post.png

Thanks to @pixiehunter for making that image!

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pocketsend:2@diebitch, Proud to have you part of our FAMILY this week. I was going to try work the expression "Femme Fatale" into this response in a pun-like fashion but I couldn't make it work and then I got the REM song by the same name stuck in my head and I started playing it on youtube as I composed this response...the end.

Successful Send of 2
Sending Account: paul.atreides
Receiving Account: diebitch
New sending account balance: 2580268
New receiving account balance: 72
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 2aec7cf82c2905a33f5d7b313adb5755f7de42da
Thanks for using POCKET! I am small bot and I am running this confirming code.

Successful Send of 2
Sending Account: paul.atreides
Receiving Account: diebitch
New sending account balance: 2580268
New receiving account balance: 72
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 2aec7cf82c2905a33f5d7b313adb5755f7de42da


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Someone sent you some POCKET tokens. POCKET is an experimental sub-token system which operates on the Steem blockchain. It's like having a custom token without SMT. You can also send some to someone else by just commenting on a post with the following command: pocketsend:number_of_token@recipient_name,memo for example to send 10 tokens to @pocketjs, make a comment starting with: pocketsend:10@pocketjs,This is a gift

I am running Pocket-JS confirmer code.

Successful Send of 2
Sending Account: paul.atreides
Receiving Account: diebitch
New sending account balance: 2580268
New receiving account balance: 72
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 2aec7cf82c2905a33f5d7b313adb5755f7de42da
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

this is weird, when I check the "pocket" category in steemit this article is not coming up for me. Any ideas why?

none. Maybe steemit is mad at me?

Yeah, weird. I just checked, too. Nothing. Steemit doesn't work right. I have no explanation.

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