What is this Holloweasterweed thing you people celebrate?

in #life5 years ago

Where does it come from?

I’m trying to understand your holiday. Answer my questions and make me laugh to get an upvote on your comment.

🍻Is it true alcohol sales increase?
Is it the second most profitable day to sell the booze?

🍭Does your dentist make you buy candy? Is there fluoride in the candy too?

🐽 Are spammers dressed up as filthy pigs today?

🧛🏻‍♂️ Does a vote farmer look like a vampire?

👻 Comment spammers are actually ghosts, right?

🏇I’m gonna take my horse out for a fast ride so that people think I have the money.
Have fun, be safe, and stay authentic.

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I don't know the answer to any of those questions you asked. What I do know is that I would not trust any statistics from the gate keepers. Regardless of the source it seems there is always a hidden agenda. The questions are always twisted in such a way that the answers are not meaningful.

Who knows what the clowns are up to? Why they named our calendar after pagan god and god emperors. One thing is for sure these holy days are just that Holy days and not holidays.

Great to see that your mind is above the mud and smut that were supposed to be consumed with.

Happy Fall my friend.

Obviously, I’m just a pumpkin and therefore I only used the moon calendar. Humans are far removed from our nature.
You guys are the worst cultivators. Ants “school” your people hard in organization. Wow, lol... the bees too. They would be laughing at y’all if they weren’t so busy dying and losing their way home.
Nourishing value systems that might create abundance have been twisted and molested so many times and for such a long time that it’s all been normalized. Bad jokes are our reality and it’s raining down on everything. Even this beautiful little garden I am lucky to be in.
Love the one your with.

I deliberately don't celebrate it myself. But it's candy sales time so let me see if I can answer your heloweedy questions:

  • Booze sales increase because they wait all night long for the doorbell to ring and hand out candies. They're up so why not take a swig. Isn't Black Friday the 2nd best day for selling? Not sure for booze.
  • They hand out booze at the dentist office? Kill them bacteria in your mouth. Ohh, you said candy. Oh well, missed it. My eyes crossed.
  • Spammers dress up in spandex jammies, spammers
  • Vote farmers look like a politician.
  • Comment spammers aren't ghosts. They're clowns wearing spandex jammies.

Good thing you're galloping away! See you later!

Lol, wonderful reply!

  • That makes a lot of sense. I would rather hand out pumpkin seeds and avoid the side effects of the Alcohols magic. What’s a Black Friday? Makes me think of scorched priorities.
  • Maybe the dentist crossed your eyes. I hope you feel better.
  • Spammdex burns easily. I’m glad they use it.
  • Yeah... vampire, clown, and politician all part of the circus, right?
  • They are weird creatures.

Yeah, my cousin lets me borrow his horse sometimes. It helps me cool off a little when I get a hot head.

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