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RE: What is in the Sausages’s handbag..... yes I am a very prepared Woman.
Huh. Where is the rest of the stuff?!? You might have the smallest load in your bag of any woman in the history of bags. "Every woman should have access to a good screw." Also, an excess of good screws? In any case, pretty hilarious writing all around. I enjoyed this :) Seems likely you are a real live human being and not a replicant, even if your bag is suspiciously light and tiny for someone who claims to not have a real sausage dangling pendulously betwixt the legs.
Much love - Carl "Totally Not A Bot" Gnash / @carlgnash
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@humanbot @carlgnash Ha ha ha!! I like it, an excess of good screws!! I wish I’d thought of that! I will work on packing more gear into the bag, I’m an amateur ! I knew I should have left the kitchen sink in... damn it!!
Carl, a compliment like this from you is worth more than anything! Thank you very much! Much love steemsausage. Ps what’s your address for the physio bills?? Xx
You may like two very early post that I wrote but never saw the light of day!
https://steemit.com/writing/@steemsausage/never-underestimate-your-the-power-of-your-eyeliner
https://steemit.com/writing/@steemsausage/christmas-is-nearly-here-and-so-are-the-enthusiastic-window-decorations
And a current post that is doing pretty crappily too!
https://steemit.com/life/@steemsausage/one-good-thing-about-getting-up-for-work-at-4-45-am-and-going-to-work-with-people-who-are-puzzled-by-the-concept-of-deodorant
Thank you for your support @steemsausage!