Introduce yourself, they said. It'll be fun, they said

I am the newest Steemian on the block. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it looks like fun, and I like writing thingamajigs (especially if they're funny - see below). Any pro tips are much appreciated.

I also like lists, so yeah.

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I am:

• saved by grace alone
• a lover of food, dogs, and some people
• a self-proclaimed comedian, specialising in the lowest forms of wit (i.e. sarcasm, puns, and self-deprecating humour)
• Australian by birth; Sri Lankan by blood
• a part-time multipotentialite
• a hardcore user of spreadsheets
• the kind of person that names their dog 'Waffles'
• a full-time grammar nazi
• indecisive, I think
• an introvert (read: adverse to small talk e.g. introducing myself)
• good at being awkward
• a laid-back perfectionist
• the perfect balance between nerdy and cool
• a connoisseur of pockets
• an amateur coder, cyclist, scrabble wiz, and audio technician 

I dabble in music, adulthood and, like, 2 other things. I want to either help people or make them laugh. Preferably both