Redneck Warning Signs
okay well not all the signs are warning signs, some of them are
very important information signs. ya gotta have those.
And okay they don't have the word redneck on them but
come on! You know they are meant for us rednecks because
people think we're stupid.
Which is so untrue. Total untruthfulness there. I'll have you know
that some of the finest minds in America are rednecks! there..
now ya know.
ok so without further ado:
Thanks for stopping by folks, I hope these put a smile on your
face and help you get through Hump Day. I personally find them
to be very helpful, informative and instructional..I don't know what
we'd do without such signs!
God bless you all!
-jonboy Texas
the gentleman redneck
and by the way..you might just be a redneck if:
your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade!
Thanks for sharing.
I don't know why I started laughing right after seeing the first warning sign picture and couldn't stop laughing for a while even after seeing the last one, and there is still smile on my face. This must be the work of some quite serious mature people.
yes I know what you mean..the stupidity just keeps growing as you
go through the signs and the silliness builds with each one.
I'm sure there is a psychological term for this situation and
how it works lol! do you have a favorite?
All.
The ones, which took more time to let me pass are 1, 3, 6, 9, 10, 11, 17, 18 and PIZZA.
lol very good @mobi72, I was wondering if those from other countries would find them funny. thank you!
It's my pleasure.
Definitely some classics there. Thanks for the laughs!
I was hoping that I could make you laugh deirdyweirdy
I put these on there just for you!
I suppose they don't have anything that stupid in Ireland right?
Actually, no we don't!
oh...well I reckon that says something about us then.
not sure what! The Irish must have more common sense
so they don't need all those type of signs.
The land of saints and scholars m'dear!
Actually, I googled funny signs Dublin and got these:
https://lovindublin.com/pics/funniest-signs-ever-spotted-in-dublin
But they're not a patch on yours and they're deliberately amusing as opposed to accidentally so.
yes these were supposed to be amusing and they are, very good!
I particularly like the Mexican food restaurant and the wall comment.
and they have Mexican food restaurants on every corner now right?
thanks deirdyweirdy these are great!
Every second corner. On every other corner is a doughnut shop!
haha! then you have something in common with Texas! I like Ireland.
Some of those are a litle scarey, LOL. But I think the last one is right, the cat is NOT reliable! :)
A few years ago, they arrested a drunk at Swan Lake in Tulsa for 'dating' a local duck. Put That on your resume, Ughhh!
oh my! lol. freaky.
what do you have against cats sir??
My next door neighbor feeds feral cats. They are everywhere....
BUT, I like cats; unfortunately, so do my dachshuds...for breakfast, raw. :(
I have rescued several, but you have to be quick! :)
you mean you have to be faster than your dogs to rescue the cats? lol
Yes, and they are tough little warriors! Willie and his brother Patch, killed a 35 pound boar Raccoon; before I got outside. He outweighed them both, and they destroyed him!
For some reason, they hate cats. :(
wow about the raccoon!
about the cats, maybe they're jealous.
The back yard belongs to Them!
The first possum they fought took 15 minutes (under the building where I couldn't help). but the last one was maybe 15 seconds. They figured it out.
:)lol! I had no idea that those guys were fierce fighters, they just don;t look the part!
Always amusing and entertaining @janton.
thank you Ma'am I can say the same about your posts.
Well your's are more educational, motivational and entertaining
and not just silliness like some of mine!
Remarkable observational capacity :) I have really enjoyed this "walk," and have a winner—"Bottomless pit. 65 feet deep." ☺hahahah!! Btw, do you think that typos are intentional? ∜mp
I don't think so but I was hoping that you would give your professional opinion on that question! thank you @me422us
Do you know the Baha Men song "Who Let the Dogs Out"? "Sign tourism" can rewrite the song to "Who Let the Nerds Out" :D (btw, the door was my 2nd choice) Below, one that makes good use of language :D ∜mp
lol! now that is excellent! very clever language, thank you @me422us!
laughed till I cried.... again
Be back later with a penny
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
do this don't do that, can't ya read the sign??
sign says ya gotta have a membership card to get inside.
hey there mister can't ya see..ya gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
lol! Mrs. J started singing that when I read your post!
somebody from the 70s right?
we remember older songs but not who sang them. usually.
I'm so glad you liked those signs, I KNEW you would.
God bless you girl!
debating what to post tomorrow, serious or funny?
Well I sure wish I could be funny everyday. But hey if you've got it flaunt it. But what do I know I'm just a lowly little (42)
That sure is a lot of buts
P.S. Mrs J has great taste in tunes
well yeah but she has the best taste in MEN!
Ya got a couple letters wrong in music 👀
rats, you mean a couple of words wrong?
pretty good though for not hearing the song for 20 years!
lol yeah
Thank you sir..
you're welcome my friend!
lol! sirlotsobuts!
I wish I had it..I'd flaunt it.
hey I'll laugh at you everyday!
will that help?
Yep that is very helpful indeed now go write something so I can give you a penny. Save those poor Wally shoppers some distress.
lol yes Ma'am I'll let you get back to yur
book writing.
LOL...where do you get this stuff, Jon!
well most of them Mrs. J pulled off of fb but others were scattered around, some on totally unlikely site where you wouldn't except them.
do you have a favorite? I'm kinda partial to the bottomless pit and the
cooler door which isn't an exit!
Very resourceful...
I'm going to say the one about if you exit this way, you'll be asked to leave...lol...
yes! too funny. thank you sir!
Lol I've seen some of these.
I think we also took a couple lost in translation signs while in Asia, which are funny too.
Janton, you might want to cite sources, next time, when you're using pics from the net, just so you wont get any problems from nobody 😉
thank you so much @thekitchenfairy! did they make you laugh? I know you got a good sense of humor..about the photos, most of them are just from people's facebook pages that they grabbed somewhere, do I just put facebook for the source?
hahahaha these are funny!!! Makes you wonder... :)
I know it's amazing. do you have a favorite?
I'm partial to " bottomless pit 65 ft!" but there's so many good ones.
thanks so much!
and you did see my Redneck church signs right? just in case:
https://steemit.com/funny/@janton/redneck-church-signs
I kept looking at this one trying to figure out the story of what necessitated the sign!
lol! yeah it doesn't look like an exit by any stretch of the imagination! it's one of my favorites. Ya'll probably don't have signs like these where you live, probably don't need them.