😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Part 8)

arhitekt (57)in #funny • 7 years ago (edited)

You want to hear something funny every day? Then follow us, as we started with our TOP 3 Daily Jokes to hopefully bring some laughter in your day. Don't forget to RESTEEM our post to support and share the jokes with your friends.

Super Mario Joke

Don't be a racist; be like Super Mario. He is an Italian plumber, who speaks English, was made by Japanese, looks like a Mexican, jumps just like a black man, and grabs shiny coins like a Jew!

Teacher Joke

School Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Kid answers: "Chicken meat!"
School Teacher: "Correct answer! Now what does the pig give you?"
Kid answers: "Salami, bacon, etc.!"
School Teacher: "Good answer! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Kid: "A stupid homework!"

Friend Joke

My friend always thinks he is the smartest. One day he told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and proved him wrong.

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