😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 5)
You want to hear something funny every day? Then follow us, as we just started with our TOP 3 Daily Jokes to hopefully bring some laughter in your day. Don't forget to RESTEEM our post to support and share the jokes with your friends.
1. Lady Joke
A lonely man saw a woman with big breasts. He asked her, "Excuse me, can i bite your breasts for $5000?" She agrees and they go in the phone booth. She opens her coat and man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." After a while a woman asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
2. Google Joke
Question: Is Google male or female?
Answer: Female, simply because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
3. Blonde Jokes
Two blondes fell down into a hole. First said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; i can't see."
Follow, Resteem, Like: @arhitekt
Tags: #joke #jokes #fun #funny #laugh #verse #poetry #news #steemit #blog #life #busy #smokenetwork # jerrybarnfield #OCD-Resteem #acidyo #sndbox #slowwalker #brian-rhodes #eveuncovered #vcelier #UpvoteForUpvote #TrevonJB #CraigRant
Special thanks and support to: @hr1 , @bue , @welcoming , @trevonjb , @jerrybanfield , @craig-grant , @knozaki2015 , @gavvet , @papa-pepper , @curie , @stellabelle , @sweetsssj , @kevinwong , @kingscrown , @officialfuzzy , @steemtrail , @kaylinart . Keep up the great work, without you Steemit would not be the same.
CHECK OUR OTHER POSTS:
Funny Daily Jokes:
Inspirational Poetry:
- Love Poetry From The Sky (Part 1)
- Love Poetry From The Sky (Part 2)
- Love Song Poetry - Original Song
Cryptocurrencies:
- Tron - TRX - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)
- Dent - DENT - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)
- Siacoin - SC - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)
Sound:
So which one you like the most? Do you maybe know any good joke? Then tell us in the comments bellow.
Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by arhitekt from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, someguy123, neoxian, followbtcnews, and netuoso. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows. Please find us at the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you would like to delegate to the Minnow Support Project you can do so by clicking on the following links: 50SP, 100SP, 250SP, 500SP, 1000SP, 5000SP.
Be sure to leave at least 50SP undelegated on your account.
You got a 1.38% upvote from @buildawhale courtesy of @arhitekt!
If you believe this post is spam or abuse, please report it to our Discord #abuse channel.
If you want to support our Curation Digest or our Spam & Abuse prevention efforts, please vote @themarkymark as witness.
@surpassinggoogle