😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 7)

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1. Wife Joke

A woman comes home very late at night, puts down her coat and quietly enters her bedroom. In a partial light she sees four legs from under the blanket instead of just her mans legs. She takes a baseball from the closet and starts hitting the blanket as much as she can. After she's done, she goes to the house bar to make herself a drink. Once she enters, she sees her man there, reading a newspaper. He quietly says, "Hey darling, today your parents have come to visit us, and they were very tired from the trip so i let them take a nap in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

 2. Barbie Joke

Joe is driving home after work, when he realizes that today his daughter has a birthday and he forgot to buy her a present. He turns around, drives back to the city in a toy store and asks the shop assistant, "How much does this Barbie on display cost?" The shop assistant asks, "Which Barbie?" We have more than one on display. "We have Barbie Goes to the beach for $24.95, Barbie Goes to Prom for $24.95, Barbie Goes Hiking for $24.95, Barbie Goes to School for $24.95, Barbie Goes Swimming for $24.95, and Divorced Barbie for $524.95." 

Joe asks shopping assistant, "But why the Divorced Barbie costs $524.95 while all others cost only $24.90??" Shopping assistant replies, "That's completely obvious. "You get Divorced Barbie with Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's car, Kens airplane and Ken's furniture..."

3. Guy Joke

A married couple sits on sofa to watch UFC fighting event on their big television. After first match ends, guy nods his head and complains, "How dissapointing is this? This heavyweight has only lasted for 30 seconds!" Wife replies, "Mhm. Then you must be featherweight since you always finish below 10 seconds in our bed."

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So which one you like the most? Do you maybe know any good joke? Then tell us in the comments bellow.