Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 4)
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1: Girl Joke
A teenage girl has realized that she had grown hair between her legs. Not understanding why, she suddenly got worried so she asked mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That area where the hair has grown is called your monkey. You can be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At lunch she told her bigger sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister started smiling and said, "Thats nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
2. Family Joke
A kid asked his dad, "Dad, how were people born?" So his dad said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grown up and made their own babies, and so on." The kid went to his mom, asked her the same question and she told him, "First we were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The kid rushed back to his dad and said, "You lied to me!" His dad replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
3. Beach Joke
A handsome man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but cap over his crotch. A woman passing by says, "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He answers, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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So which one you like the most? Do you maybe know any good joke? Then tell us in the comments bellow.
@surpassinggoogle
3rd is nice, liked it :)
Thanks m8
I like #2
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Thank you friend
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