😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 17)

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1. Confession Joke

Confession:

The young guy comes to the confession:

 "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I was with a woman of unpure moral."

 The priest asks, "Is this you, Fillip?"

 "Yes, Father."

 "What is the woman's name?"

 "I can not tell you that, Father. I would not want to disgrace her name."

 "I'll find out sooner or later, so it does not matter if you tell me now. Was it Mary Jane?"

 "I can not say."

 "Was is Kate Bishop?"

 "I can not betray her."

 "Monica Michael?"

 "I will be silent like a grave."

 "What about the Janet Morris?"

 "Father, do not ask, I will not betray her."

 "Then it was probably Ana Perry?"

 "Please, Father, I promised to be silent."

 The priest unwillingly sighs:

 "You are very persistent, Fillip, I admire you very much, but you have sinned, and you have to answer for it. You are forbidden to go to Mass for three months. Now go in peace."

 Fillip returns to his bench where Joe, his best friend, is waiting for him

 friend: "Well, how was it?"

 "Great!"

 "What did you get?"

 "Three months of vacation and five good tips."

2.  School Joke

The teacher shouts at students at school and says:

  "Anyone who thinks that is stupid stand up!"

  But nobody gets up first, then slowly Michael stands up from the table.

  The teacher asks him:

  "Michael, do you think you're stupid?"

  And he says, "No, but I am embarrassed, because you're the only one standing."

3. Family Joke

Denis came home very late from a trip with his friends. A father waited for him at the door and got angry:

  "You promised me you will be home at eight!"

  "Yes, Dad, I really promised"

  Dad says: "I promised to beat you up if you'll be late"

  "Yes, it's true, Dad! But if I did not hold the word, you do not have to!"

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