😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Part 10)

School Joke

Today Eve came home from school with a big smile on her face, and told her mother, "Matt Pierce has shown me his weenie in the classroom today!" Before the mother could reply to Eve, Eve went on to say, "It has reminded me of a peanut." Mom was relieved, started laughing, then said, "It was realy small, was it?" Eve answered, "No,  it was salty." Mom fainted.

School Joke #2

In a school dining place, a cook that is also a nun places a note in front of a pile of oranges, "You can only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of chocolate crackers. A little girl makes her own note, "Take how many you'd like. God is watching oranges."

Lottery Joke

 A husband asks his wife, "What would you do if I'd finaly won the lottery?" His wife replies, "I'd take half and leave your ass!" The husband replies, "Good! I won 6 dollars, here are 3, now get out!"

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