Quick Rundown on Bogcoin

in #cryptocurrency9 years ago

Centralization bows to Bogcoin

There is no Bitcoin, only Bogcoin

In contact with quantum computers

Possess memetic-like abilities never before seen in a "meme coin"

Controls all of your Cryptocurrency wallets with an iron but fair fist

Own mining centers & GPU manufacturers globally

Was created by a direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

The 1% premine of Bogcoin will help bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

Bogcoin will also be be the first cryptocurrency to bypass the moon and go directly to Mars.

Own 99% of cryptocurrency programming facilities on Earth

First designer cyrptocurrency will in all likelihood be Bogcoin

Bogcoin is said to attract investors and data miners with 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

Ancient scriptures predicted Bogcoin, the similarity between the Bogcoin logo and the Mayan Calendar is said to be the first sign of the prediction. On an ayahuasca retreat with Mayan elders the creator of Bogcoin of had a vision and saw that Apocalypse is not the the end of the world but the unveiling of the truth, a revelation. The creator also saw visions of the ancient gods of Chaos Kek, Eris, and Hundun which foretold that the worlds financial markets are about to collapse and there needs to be one meme coin to rule them all.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you're computer ready to mine crypto and make you some fucking money right now.

Bogcoin is in regular communication with the greek God Chronos, forwarding the word of technology to the people through time travel and timeline manipulation. Who do you think told Alan Greenspan that economy is about to crash in 2006, leading to him leaving his position at the Federal Reserve to pursue the development of Bitcoin under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto?

The Prophet Baba Bogda foretold that in the future a group of 144,000 virgins, NEETs and nerds would gain enough "minding"(mining?) power along with an algorithm said to be "the mathematical fingerprint of God" and would break humanity free from the super-computer matrix that has enslaved us for 2000+ years.

The lead developers learned fluent Computer Science, Memetic Marketing and Cryptography in under a week

Nation states entrust their crypto currency reserves with Bogcoin. There will be no Bitcoin backing the Bitcoin ETF, it will be in the Bogcoin Crypto Vault.

Crypto currencies are about 1 decade old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

In reality, they are timeless forms of exchange and voluntary action existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. The ultimate goal is to usher in an age of understanding, enlightenment and collaboration in a decentralized economy. We hope they're benevolent currencies.

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