Punday Monday 70! Come one, come all to win loads of SBI! Also Halloween Comedy Open Mic Round 35!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
If you’re new here, pull up a stool, order a pun-t, and get to know some of the regulars! I’m your puntender, @improv.
You can jump in any time, and if you aren’t sure how to make a pun, here’s a handy dandy guide:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
If you’re an oldtimer, welcome back! Get to know some of the whippersnappers, here, we have a special mixed drink for you on the house:
(Which Monopoly card is a ghosts favorite? Win Second Place in the BOOOOOty Pageant)
And since you’re an oldtimer, you might be interested in the results of our first annual best pun contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@freewritehouse/punday-monday-year-one-day-awards-ceremony
If you’re an any-timer, old or whipper, make sure you visit @freewritehouse! There you can meet fellow lovers of goofiness and find even more contests every week! We’re also now featured in the @steembasicincome contest round-up! Find more opportunities to win SBI there!
Hang on to your punderwear...
There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!
Here’s last week’s post, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-69-nothing-funny-about-that-number-just-keep-walking
Rookie of the Week
This was a popular week, with lots of puns, but no newbies, unfortunately! Fortunately, we had lots of Veteran Punsters, so this prize goes to all of the punsters! Everybody gets an SBI because I’m just blown away by the sheer volume of puns!
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Pocket Choice awards
Every Friday, I put up a post to solicit audience favorites! They can vote on their favorites by sending POCKET to whomever they want to win. This week’s post is here:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/7542gt-pocket-friday
This week’s winner will win a #steembasicincome share, courtesy of @freedomshift and #ccc. He sponsors an SBI award for our #ccc qualified contest posts, and he asked me to post this:
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And 2 more SBI shares from the @improv account, thanks to our sponsorship by @curie!
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@dollarsandsense won because @coinsandchains chose him! You could be choosing these winners! Check out the feed every Friday to find out how! You can get some POCKET to vote with, easy peasy! @paul.atreides has accepted his task! If you want to vote on your favorite pun, but you don’t have any POCKET to do it with, he’ll send you some. Just ask in a memo or message!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle Season One were are @aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
Season Two POCKET Choice Winner’s Circle:
@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense
and our grand prize…
The prize for best pun
Best pun of the entire week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
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Muenster is a type of cheese and it sounds like “monster”. Both can be scary! Yay! I was also really impressed with the Beowulf knowledge and Dune knowledge out there.
And what prizes do they win, you ask?
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions. (WORTH $0.02! So much value!)
And this time all the punsters are also getting SBI!
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Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote -let me know in a comment here- and a @tipu tip!
And they all get big, exciting SBI prizes!
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(@dollarsandsense, you’ll get your one more SBI for the POCKET Choice award from @freedomshift!)
This week's pun topic is...
Halloween!
As in,
The ghosts of nerdy teens who died in the nineties do what to pass the time?
Listen to SKA, REAd.
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Very Skaree, yeah? BOO!
Perfect,
I'm so good at puns....
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Who do I nominate for @comedyopenmic’s comedy challenge? This past week’s winners, @paul.atreides and @dollarsandsense...
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Hi improv,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
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Last year we had a party and invited all the frights!
My Dachshund hates ghost and such so we locked her in the garage.... and forgot we locked her in the garage. Yikes!
The next afternoon we found her asleep in the garage because she hadn't eaten in so long. She was truly my hollow weenie.
The party was fun though.
The skeletons told jokes and were very humerus,
The vegan zombies just wanted more Graaaiiinns,
The ghosts only came for the boos.
and the vampires told me it didn't suck.
So all in all... It wasn't the end of the world.
I lost a girlfriend at a Halloween party once...she GHOSTED me.
I hope your MUMMY didn't HOUND you for forgetting about the dog.
That comes in 2030.
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Another glorious Punday Monday victory! I admit my winning pun was a little CHEESY but I thought my Beowulf pun, on the other hand, KILLED IT. But who cares, a win is a win!
Like cheese, your pun was both both straightforward and complex.
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I was thinking of joining in with this punday, but I don't normally spook until I'm spooken to.
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Boo!
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Are you trying to pick a fright?
No! Just spooking to you.
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That's good, I wasn't sure witch way this was going.
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Rad looking bar!
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Thanks! I built it with my own two hands (google paint app)
Pun about ghosts:
boo
disappear
invisible
dead
i see dead people
boobs, boots, booty, books, booze
2: uh nothing 3: nothing 4: dread? 5: ICEY dead people?
Ok so it helps to pick a REALLY simple word but let's see if i got something...
Why did the ghost go to the minimart at 1 AM? He was all out of boo's.
OK so it helps a lot if you actually write it all out!!!
You must be gravely expensive, because of your corpse values!
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Haha good one! But more like: why did the US Marine have a conscience? He had corpsvalues :p
No, yeah, I figured. Of corpse.
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Haha! He's unstoppable!
You did it! Hoooraaaayyyyy!
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Haha it feels good!
Congrats to everyone!!!
Why does the moon not like wolves?
Because they are always HOWL-WEENing at her.
Hahaha, disguise funny!
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What did the social media prankster do on Halloween? He went TRICK OR TWEETING.
grooooaaaannn
I always used to get more candy than my big brother on All Hallows' Eve but our dad was a dentist and only let us keep 10 pieces each so it was a HALLOW victory.