Punday 41! All are welcome! Welcome freewriters and musicians and cryptocurrency analysts! Prizes! Welcome minnows and dolphins and whales and land fish and mammals, and even birds and reptiles. Also Amphibians and insects! Oh plants, too! And fungi! And-
Big Question:
Are taxes in other countries like taxes here in the U.S.? Most notably, do you have to calculate your tax burden by April 15th (or thereabouts, depending on what day of the week that is and where holidays land? It's actually April 17th here this year.)
Thinking about doing a Punday about taxes, but this is an international audience, you know?
Did everybody see our article in @FreewriteHouse?
https://steemit.com/contest/@freewritehouse/freewrite-house-sunday-and-a-chance-to-win
And I loved this graphic:
Most of you know why you're here. For those of you who don't, I have a handy-dandy guide to punning right here:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
On to other excitements!
Last week, we had puns about Spring! And it was a week of multiples of 10... In fact, it was 2^3x5. Woot. Everybody loves a multiple of 10 and 4. https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-40-huzzah-for-multiples-of-10-hi-freewriters-and-punsters-what-a-wonderful-way-to-start-your-week-hey
Prize announcements!
POCKET Friday! https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-40
Goes to @doctorcrypto!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
Best Video Pun
GOES TO NO ONE!!!!
Best overall pun!!
Goes to ... OMG, so many amazing punsters this week with unique and original takes on these puns.
But I have to give it to @stevenwood for really reaching for the equinox pun. That takes a limber brain willing to stretch for their goals.
CONGRATS!
Congrats to the winners!
You all win an upvote from me on a post of your choice, plus a @tipu tip on that same post!
This week's topic is...
Guitar!
As in,
Why do cannibals prefer plucky guitarists? Because they're finger-picking good!
OOF. I used up all the cannibal jokes. Please don't make any of your own.
You can do better.
Which secret chord did David play to please the lord?
Gsus.
That is funny shit right there...
It's a new Punday! Join us, fishy! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-44-come-for-the-prizes-stay-for-the-laughs
OK, wheels are churning...
And they churned sweet sweet butter!
Ha ha, very good!!
You, too! JOIN US FOR JOKES! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-44-come-for-the-prizes-stay-for-the-laughs
I dropped my guitar on my sons head yesterday... He's now a flat minor
Never insult your Gibson... You might offend her!! :o)
The guitarist demanded perfect timbre. He spent hours at the Loud Lumberjack Music Shop choosing his axe.
Nicely done 👍
There was once a Guitar couple called Les and Paul..
Paul arrived home early from work one day, and Les was quickly dressing...
"Why is your G-string on the floor!?"
"Oh Tim, don't be so highly strung"
"There is a rumour you are seeing someone else"
"That's idle gossip and is completely bassless. That imagination of yours is going to get you into treble some day!!"
"I've been drinking," said the rhythm guitar part. "You go solo. I'll stay here at the barre."
Excellent.... How did I not think to use Barre in mine... Well played sir!
HAAAAaaaa. (I assume Barre is a music term? This is why you should never skip the "explain your joke" step.)
A barre chord: The first finger barres the entire fret.
You can move chord shapes up and down the neck.
If you made a living hosting tents of folks sharing unusual ways they form barre chords, you could start a bizarre bazaar biz for barre!