POCKET Friday for Punday Monday 40!

This is Pocket Friday's official post!

Here's the puns: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-40-huzzah-for-multiples-of-10-hi-freewriters-and-punsters-what-a-wonderful-way-to-start-your-week-hey

Then use your pocket in the comments of this post to vote for your favorite!
Whosoever receives the most POCKET from a send command on this post shall receive an upvote and @tipu tip from me!

You don't have POCKET?
Well, I can guarantee nothing, but you can see from the comments here that the creator of POCKET is very generous with them. https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/the-future-of-pocket

Explanation of POCKET Friday (The First POCKET Friday) here:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to

Tonight I open Macbeth! If any of you live near Los Angeles, let me know and come see it!