Five Original Limericks About Marijuana
I needed to write a pot limerick for Lymmerik's Limerick Contest #420, so I wrote these five...
And I can't decide which to enter in the contest.
You can help me, right?
Just do me a little favor, m'kay? Read the limericks, then vote on your favorite via comment. The one that gets the most votes will be my entry in the contest. I'll end it whenever I am satisfied with the amount of votes.
Update: The winner is decided! It's number 1. Vigilante
Payouts to the winners will be made shortly! Thanks to everyone who played.
Without further ado, I bring you...
Five Original Limericks About Marijuana
1. Vigilante
I smoke and I dab and I vape,
While patrolling the streets in a cape.
I feel super strong
With my crime-fighting bong
From my smoke there can be no escape.
2. Mama No Likey
One night when I was quite stoned,
I answered when my mother phoned.
Apparently I
Was a little to high;
I hung up completely disowned.
3. Stay High
For liquor I haven't a need,
To pills I shall never concede.
I'd rather be high
Til the day that I die;
My favorite thing is a weed.
4. Medicate
There once was a magical plant
To be smoked, but they said that you can't.
"Just take these pills,
And surrender your wills,"
Said they who led me to this rant.
5. Colorado
There was a young pothead named Jay
Who left Oklahoma one day.
To Colorado
He knew he must go
For freedom to smoke and to play.
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Vigilante de la Marihuana! woo! i like them all...
"Just take these pills, And surrender your wills," LOL, the truth of the situation... right there. Upvoted! Keep up the good work!
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Hahaha! The first one, Vigilante, is the one that sounds the best. It's also the most funny! The third one, however, Stay High, really carries a message - a relatable one, in many ways! It's really hard to pick... But I'll go with Vigilante, and I'll tell you something funny.
In Spanish, "Vigilante" can simply mean "Watchman". You can call any security charged with supervising and keeping order in a place such as a mall "vigilante". Apartment complexes have "vigilantes" as well, obviously, and that's the funny bit.
You see, me and my friends always had to avoid "vigilantes" and hide from them when we smoked in any of our apartments' common areas. We failed some times, as you may have guessed, and that either went terribly (we got in trouble with some neighbor associations) or the "vigilante" was like the one in your limerick and just took a hit and left us to our chilling.
Great limerick! This ones are going to be really tough to beat. I think I'll get a little help from a common friend, if you know what I mean.
Hi @chrisroberts :) me and my boyfriend laughed at all of them, but he liked the 2nd one most and I like the 3rd one the most. Good luck for you! And so jelaous it is legal, you lucky bastard :) for us here it's not but we are gonna light one up now anyway :)
I'm glad my limericks brightened your day, and thanks for your vote!
Those pesky laws! 😉 It's state by state here, but I'm in one of the lucky states.
Hopefully we will be, too :) you're welcome (especially when it comes to weed) !
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I gotta go with #3. Really speaks to me, man.
Well alllllright! (a la Matthew Mcconaughey)
Thanks for your vote!
I vote for ....
3. Stay High
That's two for Stay High. Thanks for your vote!
@chrisroberts!
Five Limericks you wrote in a day,
I think they're all great, M'kay?
Number one is the best,
And I like all the rest,
But Limericks I like when YOU pay!
@Lymmerik
Here is a link to Lymmerik's Limerick Contest # 420
What can I say? It's a subject for which I care a great deal.
Nice one! It looks like it's between number 1 and number 3.
@chrisroberts,
That's cool. You have the Limeribug.
@Lymmerik
@chrisroberts,
Thanks for the S...B...D!
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