Nigeria

otto11 (53)in #busy • 7 years ago (edited)

I remember when I was a kid a one of my uncles gave a huge sum of money,I couldnt count then and so my mum came to me and to me said she could help me keep it till I was ready to spend it...lol

Boy was I wrong...
I got two #10 biscuits and a few gums and that was it. Lol

Thing is these people have been fooling us since tey-tey(long) and we have been falling yakata(flat) for it like EBA wet carry too much soup... Lol

Ehen, that reminds me call it a truth of a lie if u will but if timezone are different and all that would mean making an April fools joke right now would meh!!!

Right?

Thought so too,so that's a bad idea then but a good try at seeing how much I could write outta my nogging today I'm going for 300 words though @wafrica this is ur fault...lol

So what else?

Yeah!!! a Sunday...church and a little bit of bathing and all other boring stuff.

Oh! And happy easter everyone.
..so back to our Nigerian parents and how they been scamming us outta our money.

One of there major tools being resetting smacks and haunting stares.

On smacks: Rick Flair was Nigerian those chest smacks that he does in fight would be way harder... Walahi!

And if he was Nigerian he'd be able to a better shaku-shaku dance rather than that half-assed one he does that looks like him defrosting and freezing at the same time...lol

I mentioned smacks earlier shebi?
Yeah!!!
In other not to get those again I willingly left the money with her...make she dey keep am bare I cannot be collect smacks and forgetting I had ears(that actually really happened)
I was looking for my ear but that's for later sha happy April fools day and happy new month...

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7 years ago in #busy by otto11 (53)

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