Acceptable Workplace Nicknames [Block Corp | Business Office Roleplay]
To: All Staff
It's come to the attention of Sylvia in HR that some very non-work appropriate nicknames are sprouting up among the staff. Here at BlockCorp Industries we are like a family... a family that has been stuck together by fate and the iron doors that lock on the outside of the building at 7am and then open again at 6pm. Like any family nicknames will inevitably spring up.
In it's infinite wisdom the F:Drive has provided a copy of workplace acceptable nicknames for you to download and peruse. Please locate that file on the all knowing and all loving F:Drive at: F:\HR\employeewrangling\acceptable_nicknames.xls!
I've highlighted a few below:
Workplace acceptable nicknames
Business Roy
Big Pepsi
Mr. Noodles
Crime Dawg
Safety Bear
Country Music
̩͓̥̹͟Z̴A̱͇̙̟̟̙̟L͏̳̞̣̹͈G̦̭O̯̗̝!̻̝̱
Big Knees
@steemquita
Nicknames to avoid
Bald @ned
Yunky Town
Fisting Panda
RimJob Robbie
Pam from the Office
Penis Cozy
@yunkzilla
Dildo: Queen of Carthage
Statutory Susan
Rabies
Uncle Tickles
Snape
Super Herpes
Dan Rathers
@kryptik
Gay Pizza
If you have any additional nicknames to add to the list, please email us!
Thank you,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
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A Message from your New BlockCorp Industries CEO!
I would like to provide the additional nickname "LickStick" please submit it to the auditing authorities for review.
--Signed Raymon Johnstone
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To: Mr. Johnstone
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Workplace Nicknames
Dear Mr. Johnstone,
Are you adding Lickstick to the approved nicknames or the inappropriate names? Mrs. Lickstick in Accounting might be upset to find out how much her name offends you.
Warmly,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
To: Mrs. Nouveau
From: Mr. Johnstone
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Workplace Nicknames
I am asking to have the nickname added to the approved nicknames list. As for Mrs. Lickstick if this comes across your desk know that I dearly appreciate your name.
--Regards Raymon Johnstone
Information Non Technology Branch
To: Mr. Johnstone
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Workplace Nicknames
Dear Mr. {Name Redacted}
I've added Lickstick to the approved name list...but we've had some complaints about Johnstone being overtly sexual in nature and your name has been redacted and added to the not-approved nickname list.
Try, perhaps? Jimrock, or Tomhardstuff?
Warmly,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
To: Mrs. Nouveau
From: Mr. Johnstone
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Workplace Nicknames
My name has been added to the inappropriate list!? By who? Ill have their job. Move that name back to the approved list please.
--Kind Regards Raymon Johnstone
Information Non Technology Branch
Please take me to yunky town lol
To: Mr/Mrs. Woz
From: Mr. Johnstone
Subject: Re:Workplace Nicknames
I am sorry to inform you that for the time being Yunky Town has been disabled. Alternative options exist however, you may be interested in trying the ̩͓̥̹͟Z̴A̱͇̙̟̟̙̟L͏̳̞̣̹͈G̦̭O̯̗̝!̻̝̱ experience. If so please find your nearest teleporter unit and select ̩͓̥̹͟Z̴A̱͇̙̟̟̙̟L͏̳̞̣̹͈G̦̭O̯̗̝!̻̝̱ from the list of available options.
--Kind Regards Raymon Johnstone
Information Non Technology Branch
Yunky Town should not be avoided IMHO ;p . Upvoted for YUNK
5 yunks out of 5
I give this a 4 yunk at best
Unlimited Yunks.
I still can't believed you mined that much yunk so fast. Incredible
They don't call me 'Hyperbole Mike' for nothing.
interesting topic :) actually voted for yunkers
BIGsolid would be a great nick name
Is this because of the "Night Rider" incident?
Bald Ned and I, really didn't mean to go on a hookers and blow binge Tuesday.
It was an honest mistake.
Don't make me have to resort to HR.
We can be civil about this.
To: Domingo Kryptik
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Night rider incedent
Domingo,
I'm not sure, why don't you as Sylvia. She compiled the list.
Why don't you come by my office later and we can be civil about things.
Yunkly,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
Epic posts, epic comments. thoroughly enjoyed. Will be following for more 'nightvalian' goodness. Go Blockcorp. And joining once I get through the how to play section haha.
I fucking love nightvail.
It is great. I have the book but havent read it and I only made it to episode 90 or so I'm sure they are closer to 150 no
I'm getting behind haha, but it is the dopest imaginary local radio station
Lol word.