Subject: Label Day Weekend Holiday
To: All Staff
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Label Day Weekend Holiday
Welcome Back everyone!
I hope you had a pleasant Label Day Holiday with your family and friends.
The Labeling department was very busy yesterday while you were enjoying the last of your summer. Soon the icy fingers of winter will be clawing at the door... ah well.
As you'll discover all the items in the building have been labeled! DO NOT REMOVE THESE LABELS.
It can be a little confusing at first to find your stapler labeled 'phone', and your chair labeled 'Harold', and the elevators labeled 'existential dread'. This is a natural part of the merger with Mrs Fitzgibbons Home-Mined Blocks and Duck Farm Inc.
Please adjust your vocabulary according to the labels.
Another bit of news, the staff on Floor 11, please be aware that you left food in the Mouse Pad, it's begining to smell. Please clean out the Mouse Pad as soon as possible and remember to keep track of your food items so you don't create an unpleasant smell-vironment in the Helmet area. If you see anyone from Floor 11, please shame them.
Enjoy your short week!
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
BlockCorp Industries
To: All Staff
From: Shaaza Pookingschlauz
Subject: RE: Label Day Weekend Holiday
Heey Blockorpians,
lol, i just made that up.
I just read this email and I don't know if its related to the labels. but my computer has been running reeaaally slow. like REALLY. i need it to be more powerful and so i keep hitting the Power button. but it just... goes away. you know. like the box-part is still there, but there's nothing in it. like it's not working.
if i press power again it comes back. but all my work is gone and i have to start again. is there another button that will make it more powerful?
maybe the IT people could come and fix it.
Just thought i'd reply-all in case other people are having the same problem.
Regards,
Pookie
Systems Architect