idikuci (61)in #nextcolony • 5 years agoWhat happens to the lost ships... Next Colony Bounty"Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years agoMorning peopleDear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a…idikuci (61)in #nextcolony • 5 years agoXylon - New Alliances FeaturesI'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off…idikuci (61)in #nextcolony • 5 years agoWarning!! Alert!! Never Log in to Next Colony and Be Surprised Again!! Alert!! Warning!!And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced…idikuci (61)in #funny • 5 years agoThe gymI love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years agoDownward spiral?I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoRose tinted glasses -COM44I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoPersonal Belief - COM - 41I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my…idikuci (61)in #funny • 6 years agoI like alcoholIt helps me pretend i like people.idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoCOM - 40 - I'm sorry to be such a pain in your ass...-the polite rapist Srcidikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoCOM 40 - talk real shit please peopleAre we so devoid of reasonable topics for pleasant conversation that we must resort to benign comments regarding the…idikuci (61)in #comedyopnemic • 6 years agoEven Lesbians get sick of her shit - COM39Leave me Alone!! I said I need a break!!!idikuci (61)in #funguy • 6 years agoCOM 39 | Tell me something cool.Who wants some upvotes? We all do right? well Let's do a bounty on this post... No not a steem-bounty a rewarding…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedyopenmic round 38 | an AnniversaryWow I got a badge the other day. It said I've been dealing with yiu fuckers for a year now. And I must say its been…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedyopenmic Round 37 - What Idi has been doingWow Idi, you never post anymore Said no one ever... So welcome to my COM entry for now. But still whether…idikuci (61)in #worklife • 6 years agoWhy I'm expendableVery few people can do what I do But lots can do what I'm paid to doidikuci (61)in #life • 6 years agoFirst they teach you to stay between the linesThen they put the lines in your mindidikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoOne day... COM34One day people will wonder why people in the past were constantly staring at their hands... Either that or we'll…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agocomedyopenmic round 34 - Toilet humourSometime just for fun I like to race the toilet seat. Here's how you can play along at home: get soft close…idikuci (61)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoShower thought. Comedy Open Mic round 32We're currently raising an entire generation who will one day "accidentally" pull the plug on grandma because their…