Shower thought. Comedy Open Mic round 32
We're currently raising an entire generation who will one day "accidentally" pull the plug on grandma because their phone is on 2%.
I nominate @nonameslefttouse to come back and i still think @gtg should give this a crack.
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You opening statement shows that you don't even know my generation. The plug will be "accidentally" pulled around 15% battery life.
I'm an optimist.
been there done that, was playing pokemon go. No regrets caught a pikachu
That's fair. I suspect grandma understands.
Impressive, dark and sinister you have become in the Force of Pokemon
indeed my friend indeed
Fuck. I didn't know we had the option to pull the plug. Not that I want to see what she looks like when all the water's gone.
Chuck Norris facts written and to be entered tomorrow. Naturally, there's one about you. There's no alternative.