comedyopenmic round 34 - Toilet humour
Sometime just for fun I like to race the toilet seat.
Here's how you can play along at home:
- get soft close toilet seat
- open toilet seat
- let toilet seat begin to close
- finish peeing before the seat comes down and you wet everything.
So far I've ruined 2 vacuum cleaners due to the "boss level"
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Maybe thats why public restrooms always got the seats wet. We got frequent racing going on all over the world
I, on the contrary, are very focused on the toilet seat, haha
don't focus too much. other wonderful things happen also.
You should start tournaments of this game, kinda like steem monsters.
Brilliant!
Finally a contest men and woman can compete in equally.
hahaa everyone gets a trophy!
I in my house urinate sitting ;)
that's just challenge mode.
This seems like the sequel to changing a diaper before your baby's desire to spontaneously urinate is stimulated by the sudden entry of fresh air around his nethers.
I'm the same...
air stimulating my nethers... hence my constant request for a blow.
just to be clear. not from you
I mean from random women.
I play this game all the time, sometimes I maneuver peeing trajectory, pause, bounce pee off the wall etc. Good stuff
that's a very slow closing toilet
I suspect cheating
I just pee really fast. I think its a super power.
You must do a lot of keegles