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Hi idikuci,

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you'll barely even feel it darling

That is sick... split my gut.

Careful, that's how they get in.

my dad always said it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but in this case I'm not so sure

You didn't say "please" image

It's not rape if you ask.

Its more subtle with a knife to her throat

In this case, it is better than a pain in the neck.

Hi @idikuci!

Your post was upvoted by @steem-ua, new Steem dApp, using UserAuthority for algorithmic post curation!
Your UA account score is currently 3.404 which ranks you at #7006 across all Steem accounts.
Your rank has not changed in the last three days.

In our last Algorithmic Curation Round, consisting of 275 contributions, your post is ranked at #220.

Evaluation of your UA score:
  • You're on the right track, try to gather more followers.
  • You have already convinced some users to vote for your post, keep trying!
  • Try to improve on your user engagement! The more interesting interaction in the comments of your post, the better!

Feel free to join our @steem-ua Discord server

You didn't say "please" image

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