Personal Belief - COM - 41

in #comedyopenmic2 years ago

I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls...

I did try it once...


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I no longer hold that belief.

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Real men don't shave their balls.

women too

Slightly burnt brown, exactly how I like my eggs

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