V4vapid Presents: Tin Foil Raps - A Paranoid Rhymes Contest
Definitions
Oxford English Dictionary
tinfoil hat
noun
Used in allusion to the belief that wearing a hat made from tinfoil will protect one against government surveillance or mind control by extraterrestrial beings.
The Urban Dictionary
tinfoil hat (1)
Propoganda designed to cover up a massive government conspiracy. Begining in the late 1970's, the United States government tried to cover up its radio-wave thought-control program by circulating a false rumor that people could shield their minds from government intrusion by wearing a tinfoil hat. In truth, a tinfoil hat only improves reception and makes it easier for the government to read your mind. Speak truth to power!
Take off that tinfoil hat, you fool, the black helicopters are coming!
by Shep Pettibone May 22, 2009
Tin Foil Hat (2)
Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.
that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
tinfoil hat (3)
Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!
The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!
by Bas April 08, 2005
tinfoil hat (4)
Derisive attempt on behalf of blind conformists to discredit and stigmatise those who dare to question authority.
"You honestly believe the war is all about oil? Where's your tinfoil hat?"
by Cara_Drina July 01, 2005
The Urban Dictionary
Conspiracy Writing Contest
and meant to be little more lighthearted in nature.
It's important not to take ourselves too seriously and
be able to have some fun with the subject.
In order to claim the tin foil crown,
you’ll need to come correct and throw down your best rhymes
AKA
Tin Foil Raps
Rules
Take two seemingly unrelated conspiracies and wrap them together in rhyme.
Limited to 1 entry per account ONLY
Submissions MUST be made in a seperate post not in the comments
Be sure to use the Lead Tag - "tinfoilraps" - for your submissions
Acceptable submissions
Form:
Written Rhymes / Spoken Rhymes (DTube – Video uploads)
Length:
Try to limit your submissions to a reasonable length (no novellas please)
Deadline:
7 days from posting (UTC = 04:00 Saturday January 6th, 2018)
Winners:
Winners will be announced within 48hrs of deadline.
Prizes
Overall Best (quality rhymes and merging of topics)
Most Humorous
The Realness (most accurate and realistic)
Most Original Entry
Flow
As Always - Bonus V4Vapid Upvotes in the Mix :)
This contest is open to everyone.
Just have fun with it!
Possible Themes
Tin Foil Hat Use / Pizzagate / The Illuminati / Aliens / The Finders /
9-11 / Nibiru (planet X) / MK-Ultra / Chem Trails / Surveillance State /
Eugenics / Biometrics / Reptilians / JFK / Arkancide / Moon Landing /
Media Ops / False Flags / Fluoride / RSA / Flat Earth / Sandy Hook /
Area 51 / Roswell / Vaccines / Monsanto / Boston Bombing / ...
imgur.com
Once again, a special thanks to @fortified / @animate for the original contest gif
Images giphy.com
edits: more theme suggestions
Limited to 1 entry per account ONLY
Submissions MUST be made in a seperate post not in the comments
Be sure to use the Lead Tag - "tinfoilraps" - for your submissions
Acceptable submissions
Form:
Written Rhymes / Spoken Rhymes (DTube – Video uploads)
Length:
Try to limit your submissions to a reasonable length (no novellas please)
Deadline:
7 days from posting (UTC = 04:00 Saturday January 6th, 2018)
Winners:
Winners will be announced within 48hrs of deadline.
Prizes
Overall Best (quality rhymes and merging of topics)
Most Humorous
The Realness (most accurate and realistic)
Most Original Entry
Flow
As Always - Bonus V4Vapid Upvotes in the Mix :)
This contest is open to everyone.
Just have fun with it!
Possible Themes
Tin Foil Hat Use / Pizzagate / The Illuminati / Aliens / The Finders /
9-11 / Nibiru (planet X) / MK-Ultra / Chem Trails / Surveillance State /
Eugenics / Biometrics / Reptilians / JFK / Arkancide / Moon Landing /
Media Ops / False Flags / Fluoride / RSA / Flat Earth / Sandy Hook /
Area 51 / Roswell / Vaccines / Monsanto / Boston Bombing / ...
Once again, a special thanks to @fortified / @animate for the original contest gif
Images giphy.com
edits: more theme suggestions
I'll have a go but no-one's going to beat this. :)
Fuck anyone who didn't listen to this track ;
LOL. It really is a fucking awesome track. All truth in the first part and the second half is ours if we want it enough. :)
Cheers mate. Hope your having a good one. :)
Great
Damn son, get ya Grammy right here!
Fuck ... flossing?
That was an awesome video...
Damn. Just fuck everything.
There are laws against that. :)
You sir just gained a new follower 👊😎
Well, I won't be into sex with Obummer, but I got the point.
I love this here!,here! 1 is to many &1000 is never enough!
Way more than two!
Thank you for making me aware of Tiller Wills. Both Tiller and I had a response to Eminem, Tiller had a video freestyle rap and I made a short film on Twitch TV channel efthemiap called Breast Health Awareness as my response to Marshall after that parking garage so not genuine rap. I freestyle rap a little too.
I LOVE HUMANS! ! THIS IS AWSOME! !☆☆☆☆☆
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@jamesgetsit/processing-95-powers-that-be-v4vapid-s-tinfoilraps-competition-entry
Lyrics on the post. Appreciate you doing this competition man, had a lot of fun making this. A lot of emotions really, but was a good topic.
Daaauummm! Powerful! Nice the bass on that beat as well. Big topics, powerful visuals too.
Thanks man, really appreciate it.
Wow. This is an awesome song. Congrats. Im following you!
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
It could be a bit late now dude but you should use http://d.tube for an future work of this quality!
image/say dtube exclusive so they know its original content and i'm sure you'll get some fat votes for stuff like this!
Nice!
Yea man, I have to hit up dtube. I've only ever uploaded one thing to there, it takes quite a while and sometimes the videos don't work for people when they want to watch it. I really want people to be able to see the content, but when Dtube is more streamlined and has some better streaming, then I will definitely be hitting it up more.
Yes I've had similar issues but this past week things seem to be better.
Hope to see some of your content up there soon!
I liked the video and rap as well. Thank you @abh12345 about d.tube recommendation. For some reason I can't log in to d.tube yet
There is something wrong with login on d.tube because I was using correct password thingy and then I generated a new password thingy and re logged in to Steemit but the d.tube gave me "Error Private Posting Key is wrong" flag on bottom right of screen
I hope you can get this issue resolved soon. Good luck!
Thank you. I figured out how to log in, now uploading!
It is faith and not hope that gets us to live our dreams :) Thank you. I was determined to figure it out around 2AM and did. I had a hunch another passkey was what was being requested. At least I learned how to generate an new pw too.
My entry on compartmentalization, drug trade and the new world order not really crazy when I lay it all out:
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@an0nkn0wledge/tinfoilraps-v4vapid-contest-compartmentalization
Wow @v4vapid.
You are really going above and beyond with this one trying to pull the talent and creativity out of the Steemians like a dentist with a molar.
It makes me wish I paid more attention in poetry class instead of starting at Dawn's nice caboose. Oh well, there is always a price to be paid for not doing out best in school.
Maybe if I spend the weekend listening to some Snoop or Dr Dre I'll get the rhyming down.
Where there is a will there is a way.
Great contest.
I like this image... trying to force fun on others.
Maybe you can write about how Dawn's booty was a psy-op?
looool
It is an awful job but someone has to do it. People would rather revel in their misery it seems.
Man I havent thought about Dawn in decades.....wow what stimulating thoughts.
Surprise!! Here we go pal.
Enjoy :)
@fortified
Haha, nice one mate, a great idea for a contest.
I can't wait to see what people come up with.
LOL!!! Man, this is way to cool and even more funny!
I simply LOVE these ideas put together as one. I can't wait to see the results!Thanks a lot for this set of incredible ideas.
Namaste :)
You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't believe it. - Robert Anton Wilson
With too much information available with just one click of the button, it has become very difficult for humans to clearly differentiate the truth from the falsehood. Governments have been using propaganda technique to create a public opinion that favors them and current times, it has become easier to do so. That's a bitter reality.
Now, on a lighter note, running a contest about rhymes of conspiracy theories is a very novel and interesting idea.
This is also a great way to help spread the message for our own decentralized video app -Dtube. I've recently known about it. I was going to launch my YouTube channel but I read here at Steemit that they are now paying far less and have bit tough criteria for payments. So, I'm planning to start my Dtube channel. Wish me luck! :)
Excellent contest @v4vapid. Shared.
Steem On!
Here is my entry :)
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@heimdallr/tinfoil-raps-entry
I think this is the first entry, thanks!
Just finished my entry for the contest, hope you enjoy it
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@jasonshick/tin-foil-raps-aliens-among-us-a-contest-by-v4vapid