STEEM WARS: THE RULE BOOK & SURVIVAL GUIDE

in #steemwars7 years ago

A mere 9 days ago, we, a valiant team of Australians, declared War on the entire Steemit Planet.

Our mission:

"To corner the flow of STEEM and conquer the world!!"

Our battle plan was revealed:

  1. WE will dominate you in color challenges.
  2. WE will destroy you in daily challenges.
  3. WE will obliterate you with our pretty flower photos.
  4. WE will astound you with our historical and geographical knowledge.
  5. WE will amaze you with our Australian culture.
  6. WE will resonate upon you with our music, literature and theatre.
  7. YOU will submit to our foods, our creatures, our oceans, our architecture and our wide brown land.

In the nature of true 'Aussie sportsmanship', we granted the World a 10 day 'armistice' to rally troops in defense of their nations.

Whilst most of the world surrendered to the creative genius that is 'TEAM AUSTRALIA', a few partisan communities did arise - vowing to defend their homelands from a 'Speedo and Thonged' Aussie attack.

These brave national teams are:

  1. Team Philippines.
  2. Team USA.
  3. Team Britain.
  4. Team New Zealand.

With just over 24 hours to go until the battle begins, the official STEEM WARS 'Master Arbiters' @crypto-investor, @galenkp @ryivhnn have taken up their observation posts ready to judge and commentate.

The 'International Red Cross' has now dispatched operatives and medical personnel to the nominated landing zones, along with medical supplies and rations.

And finally, I, SirKnight, have my new 'Aussie Green & Gold - Suit of Armour' back from @bearone the Blacksmith, fitted, polished and shining:

Thank you as always Arly - I absolutely love it!

So now there is only one thing left - publish the STEEM WARS: RULE BOOK AND SURVIVAL GUIDE - Annexure 1.

Unless we chat otherwise - see you all in approximately 24 hours for the commencement of... STEEM WARS!

End.

SirKnight

SECRETARY TEAM AUSTRALIA.


STEEM WARS: RULE BOOK AND SURVIVAL GUIDE

  • The STEEM WARS are set to commence approximately 1 minute past midnight on 1 July 2017 AEST
  • This is the time that the first 'Battle Cry' is made by me.
  • A new battle will be initiated approximately every 24 hours for 10 days, at which time the outcome of the Wars will be known.
  • Each battle will be a unique steemit challenge (like daily colour challenges - only heaps better).
  • Battle outcomes will be determined by:
    -- The number of 'Hero Standards' (entries) per team.
    -- The quality of the 'Hero Standards'.
    -- The number of votes, resteems and STEEM each 'Hero Standard' earns; and,
    -- The reports of the 'Master Arbiters' - there will be major bonuses for those 'Hero Standards' which take out 1st and 2nd places in minds of the arbiters.
    Based on the above data I will provide an ongoing updates on the war efforts.
  • TEAM AUSTRALIA - is attacking on 4 fronts - so we need at least 4 times the number of entries as any other nation... so don't get complacent.
  • Be as creative as you like! The more creative the better!!
  • 'Hero Standards' can be in any form you like - pictures, video, music, reports, jokes, cartoons, memes, captions, art, sculpture - whatever you, 'the Hero,' can think of.
  • And, never forget what you are fighting for:

YOUR HERO STANDARD

'Hero Standard' formatting is imperative for the success of your team. The 'Hero Standard' post format should be as follows and based on the 'Battle Cry'.

Heading: (Lower case) Steem Wars: Day 1: (short title): Team ??

Footer: Hero Standard by: Name, Rank, Serial Number

Tags: steemwars (your country team) [no further tags please - don't want you getting in trouble with the 'Steem Cleaner']

Example:

SirKnight's 'Battle Cry' is:

Day 1 - "Knights in shinning armour take to the field!" (short title: Armoured Knights)

My header for my Hero Standard would read:

Steem Wars: Day 1: Armoured Knights: Team Australia

My footer might read:

Hero Standard by: SirKnight Private 007 (be creative)

And the tags would be: #steemwars #teamaustralia

And this is all there is too it.

Get limbered up and your creative juices flowing, because it is going to be a STEEMing 10 days.

The final point I will make is this - get in and support your team mates with up-votes, replies and resteems! But never forget we are Aussies and Steemians - and as such we also applaud the hard work and performance of our opponents - so be sure to upvote, reply and resteem them to when the occasion warrants it.


I am... SirKnight... and once again a huge thanks to @bearone - the best marketing executive a Team Secretary could ask for.

Be sure to check our her blog and her latest STEEM WARS posts and up-vote!

https://steemit.com/steemwars/@bearone/are-you-ready-for-steemwars

https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bearone/steem-wars-aussie-gold-edition

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Looks like I'm going to have to pull up the employee manual at work and make an addition to the "Paid Time Off" section. "Employees will be eligible for up to 10 paid days off work if selected to defend our nation's socio-digital reputation and honor on a decentralized social networking platform."

haha @swenger ...good luck with that...and bring beer when submitting the request. :-D

I'm also the Human Resource director, so I might be able to get it squeezed in there. ;)

lol...then consider yerself self inducted...silly bugger ya ;-)

Unless you have judging criteria mine is basically going to be anything that makes me want to draw XP

I'm doing pre-war warmup sketchies atm, they'll be posted soon hopefully (racing clock again I'm about to get dragged away XD).

That criteria sounds perfect to me. Very excited for what you have installed for us R. SK.

I just posted the pre-war sketchies. It will likely be vaguely along those lines.

America will win. Because we can title our posts color challenge entry and be done while aussies keep looking for the extra U in colour to finish their entries. Extra milliseconds will save the day for the donut eaters vs the kangaroo crowd. Just gonna call that win now.

We shall see my fellow Lord - we shall see!

hahaha...not take'n sides but that was frig'n funny!

Timmys for everyone!...just send me yer co-ordinates...and no...I AM NOT a spy...trust me...

~smiles fer miles~

another canadian, eh? i guess we just roll over to whoever wins?

@icanrant...sokineye...hmmm...whatever works eh? Keep'm thinking they can just take us anytime...and deciding it's a nice place to visit for the month between winter and black-fly season...what they no-see-um they no mind'm...hey everybody...Canadians love tourists!

Almost as much as the invisible flying...crawling...burrowing bugs...'n that's just in your face.

~peace out...in~

Pfft... We have a massive head start on all those competitions. As I type this it is already Friday here. I could upload my Friday entry now. It's only out of politeness that I wait for America to catch up... You're always trying to catch up... :)

Everything tastes better with "catch up" in america, land of hot dogs and greasy fries and burgers!

Touche :)

Hahaha, SirCork you are on fire!

It's been a big day for me today, 500 follower milestone and rep 50 (act 51) in 15 days from reg till now. So yeah, Im a little bit high on steemit life. Sorry if I derailed your comment area! :D But it's a fun room to play!

Nice sledge Mark, keep up the good work! SK.

Haha Thanks SK :) We Aussies have to remember that our sledges need to be a bit more gentle than usual. If we sledge our opponents the way we sledge each other then there will be a lot of offended people ;)

Very true Mark - we Aussie's are truly a different culture when it comes to sledging - though this guy @sircork of the US is giving it a fair crack! I'm openly impressed. SK.

LOL! Great response. The American laziness in dropping unnecessary vowels from words will be our secret weapon.

American Laziness has ALWAYS been our secret weapon. This is why the modern world has such wonderfully innovate breakthroughs from American science. Such as the following:

  1. Drive through fast food - An absolutely miraculous gift to the world from America!

  2. Movies made entirely from CGI - A boon to the lazy entertainers, actors and actresses of the entire planet, no more work, just movies bearing their names!

  3. Google maps. I mean FFS, we wouldn't even realize there WAS a rest of the world in need of fast good and computer generated films without Google maps!

I'm sure you see my point. Superior laziness, (for you Aussies, I "suppouse" that translates to"superiour" !) is the way America will win! Because we will probably just outsource winning to Team Philippines anyway, right? Somebody decide quickly, because I've got to run through McDonald's real fast and then get back to my xbox before the next match starts! And I left my electric sofa seat warmer turned on when I left so I am in a hurry!

Lord have mercy... I spat out me tea when I read this.

"we will probably just outsource winning to Team Philippines anyway, right? "

😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious wasn't it - we need to find a job for this @sircork character. This is the funniest set of replies I have read here at Steemit.

I was really counting on somebody catching that joke. I thought it was the highlight of the whole thing haha

Well you sure got a laugh from me! That was gold. I got nothing on that 👍👍

i am not sure i can top it either. Lol sometimes the magic just happens.

Lol i am familiar with how the magic works.
Wait a couple of hours. It could refresh like the voting percentage :D

I thought Google maps was all CGI of an imaginary place! That other part of the world must be out past the McDonalds, because I have never seen it. Seems like a lot of unneccesary work to go there, rather than have it brought to you.

Chinese and Pizza delivery! Ah yes. Sometimes my lazy mind forgets how lazy it can actually be, that lazy mind of mine!

LMAO - you are hoot SirCork.

Another great rallying cry. SK
I'll be coming for those foreign Upvotes Aussies.
Look out for another TremendosPercy story.

Be prepared to hand over your booty to
@tremendospercy

Then I can safely assume you... @tremendospercy ...are in charge of mergers and acquisitions?

Very informative post & lesson for all steemians !
Upvoted your post and resteem.

A well constructed reply my friend.

A more generous response than I could have mustered @SirKnight! I would see such peasants out through the castle door, were it my kingdom. We do not consume spam in my land!

I can't stop myself! :D

I have no idea what I'm doing here.

I can neither confirm nor confirm that I know any of the following information.

(short title)
Rank, Serial Number

@swenger calling for backup, I need an info strike at this location.

I just had a flashback to better days, sitting in the living room watching Hogan's Heroes! That was before I learned of the dark hidden side of Bob Crane. Oh well, still a timeless show.

I still don't know my info for this thing. Im in steemit.chat and dm'd you just now and im also in discord pal/minnowsupport and steemgigs if you are in either.

Just a heads-up for USA participants, this is 10 AM tomorrow!!! 10 AM Eastern time in the US on Friday.

Synchronizing my chronometer now and moving into position.

oic...this is my wake 'n bake time...I'll actually be able to witness the Shock 'N Guffaw

SO...which channel?

...no link then it didn't happen

Approx 3.75 hours to launch status green. Synchronize your chronometer.

lol...I should be asleep. I have a client who's got company coming for the long weekend

...but...I don't wanna sleep!

Can't miss this...so where's the best viewing bunker? anyone got a spare VIP tag?

Sleep is for the weak, and I think I slept last week.

Leeeeeet's get ready to Ruuuuuuummmbbblllleeee! (Said in my best Bruce Buffer voice.)

Hearing the voice now Swenger! Not long to go.

What I wrote using this tag was related to number 4, things related to history. People said I used the steem wars hash tag incorrectly but I was on the 4th topic, history related stuff.

Awww my pleasure SK :) I cant believe we're finally here!! Ok well 1 more day but still!!! Best of luck to all the teams!

Reckon the Cry will go out 10-11 tonight our time - has to be 1 July in NZ by then.

Sweet! I'll keep an eye out for it.

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