GENEVA CONVENTION SUBMISSION: STEEM WARS OFFICIAL ROLL CALL
With respect to the ‘The Geneva Conventions of 1949 and Additional Protocols and their Commentaries,’ we make the following submission to the ‘International Committee of the Red Cross':
“TEAM AUSTRALIA of STEEMIT' issues formal notice of imminent Warfare, in accordance with the FOUR treaties and THREE additional protocols of the 'Geneva Convention'. On 1 July 2017, we WILL launch simultaneous attacks across FOUR fronts being:
- The Philippines.
- The United States of America.
- Great Britain.
- New Zealand.
The official roll for the STEEM WARS are provided in the following annexures.
Please ensure that representatives of the International Red Cross are present to provide aid and protection to the sick and wounded of armed forces on the field, wounded, sick, and shipwrecked members of armed forces at sea, prisoners of war, and civilians.”
End.
SirKnight
SECRETARY TEAM AUSTRALIA
Encls
Team Philippines
https://steemit.com/teamphilippines/@tjpezlo/steemwars-team-philippines-call-to-action
Major General @tjpezlo has called on his countrymen to stand and fight - and they have risen in numbers!
The following 71 brave soles of Team Philippines have taken the ancient Sanduguan blood compact, vowing to defend their island archipelago and destroy everything Australian, except for the 'telecommunications systems'... because they own those already.
@noynavs @entheos @darthnava @joemz @kawal @shiribabe @gennie @jenmolon @alenjoe @juvyjabian @johndarcy1994 @lapilipinas @unhorsepower777 @immarojas @hulkbuster @joanaltres @cjclaro @awesomenyl @englishtchrivy @carlobelgado @pinagpala @allmonitors @lauriejane @johndarcy1994 @philippinetrail @bearone @jeanelleybee @saisei @beng05 @luvabi @deveerei @haneun @arnel @fernwehninja @onnionfillet @iamjammartinez @adevaesparago @dar @grazz @lette92 @jeseemei @yehey @monkeypattycake @chelseaside @mariayves0912 @idamagbag @reynarojas @deism12 @arrliinn @renepaolo @lovysteem @emerge @bellatravelph @fernwehninja @shote.sai @belle.julz @secto @splice @haleyaerith @sasha.shade @howie @dreamiely @roytc123 @hulkbuster @topsnav @themanualbot @trendings.online @tjpezlo @marylizacaindoy @saisei @zararina
Team USA
They planned on sending to STEEM WARS, the toughest and bravest warriors to ever exist... these guys...
However due to a legal injunction by the 'World Wildlife Fund,' they have ended up sending... these guys...
@swenger @walkingkeys @sanchez @franzia @the-scuba-sherpa @fronttowardenemy @bitcoinforblonds @b-n-angel @bruckdashel @imagin8orr @joshsigurdson @nedspeaks @stackin @travelersmemoire
To be lead by their very own Paul Revere, Colonel @swenger
Team Britain
In the service of Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy II, will be:
@tremendospercy @podod @abh12345 @flatrider @sixteen4nachist @zoobeedoo @gmuxx @rickyjrx @zeus1 @stormriderstudio @scarletleonard @outerground @adamm @crytobeard @bisade @the-sassy-owl @hopehuggs @medaliciousmango @perceptualflaws @ckz
Team New Zealand
In final dress rehearsals for their Steem Wars (Thriller) Haka, representing Team New Zealand will be:
@biglipsmama @trevor.george @girlwithavoice @alicaonline @adsactly @sift666
Other registered Steem War participants in various duties and operations are:
@adamhole @amberyooper @ardina @ausbitbank @aussiesteem @b-n-angel @bearone @bekahluu @bibek @bitcoinforblonds @blapone420 @bobvghn @brendio @bruckdashel @bulleth @choogirl @crypticus @cryptodog @danielsaori @davidk @daydreams4rock @dazman @dethie @dewallenband @dirtfoot @dreamiely @ecuadorianin @elissahawke @elviento @encryptcy @g-dubs @galenkp @globalfoodbook @gohba.handcrafts @hanshotfirst @headlessjess @heff @holoz0r @imagin8orr @irfo1 @jackmiller @jasonstaggers @jeanelleybee @jeff001 @jkara @joshsigurdson @jyoungking2 @karabrick @krystle @leoplaw @louisbettong @lucky.digger @lulita @marjocay @mattclarke @mauver @meme.for.steme @mikepedro @mila7272 @msekh @msg768 @mumofmany @naquoya @nedspeaks @nerdylab @nextgen622 @nisarunnisah88 @nolnocluap @ozmaga @ozzy-vega @perceptualflaws @polichick @positivesteem @sammie @sassal @scooter77 @seablue @shellyduncan @silverbug @sirknight @sixteen4narchist @slefesteem @snooway @speda @speed-harry @stackin @steemtruth @stephen-somers @stocka @strapped @stripedgiraffe @swenger @swolesome @tarazkp @thatgermandude @the-fillosopher @thehomesteadlife @themagus @tomekkk @tradetotravel @trafalgar @tremendospercy @urs @wakeupworldnews @wendles @wishmaiden @ryivhnn @travelersmemoire @buzzbeergeek @vhinz88 @yehey @pvtrickheaton @marcfrvncis @nezaigor @diginaut @bigbear @annhoyblog @truthandanarchy @jsekh @biglipsmama @kenchung @dwongch @jonno-katz @loyalty1738 @markfitzgerald @adammad @yeshuafreak @sammosk @disl8r @turtler @jwmackay @lenscape @finance2nomad,
With thanks as always to @bearone for the Aussie native animal images.
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bearone/team-australia-steemwars-aussie-icons-edition
Other credits include:
https://www.icrc.org/en/who-we-are
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/151152131217387585/
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870
"Sir.... sir?"
"Yes yes Cartwright, what is it?"
"Well sir, a message has just arriv.."
"Spit it out lad, quit prevaricating and stand to attention when you address an officer of Her Majesties Steem Powered Forces"
"It's the Aussies sir, fahsands of 'em, they want a war sir"
"So they indeed? Pour another tea now, there's a good lad. A war eh..."
"Can we win sir?"
"My boy, we are the British Empire, the long arm of Queen Elizabeth II herself and we do not ask such questions for to doubt our success is tantamount to treason, not to mention lunacy... It's not a matter of whether we 'can' win boy, we 'WILL' win. We made that damn country when we sent the scum and villainy from our jails there, we can damn well unmake it!"
"But sir, what about the Drop Bears?"
"I've never met a drop bear yet that could stand up to a line of infantry firing 3 rounds per minute in any weather followed by a bayonet charge. They don't like it up em lad, they most certainly do not..."
"I'm scared sir, why us sir?"
"Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us. Now go round up the men, see they have their tea rations packed and ready, we're off to war."
As the young private left I sipped my tea thoughtfully, a war eh? We can match their drop bears but what the hell do we do about the kangaroo cavalry...?
This is terrific - don't waste it in the comments section though - get it posted to #steemwars and #teamaustralia
I was just talking with @gmuxx about turning this into a series of short stories in a steampunk/colonial style.
I was never much of a writer, more an amusing commentator, but I really enjoyed writing that. It was only quick too, just dialogue.
The feedback is much appreciated!
MOAB (mother of all bears) prepared and ready for deployment. SIR!! @sirknight #teamaustralia #steemwars
Well - load them on the planes too please diginaut.
Resteemed! :D Can't wait!
Thanks Marc.
Dude you are the man.
We do have more recruits and as our SF soldiers are the best in the world, I won't worry about the numbers.
There could be 100,000 yanks and I wouldn't lose any sleep, cut them off from trans fats and they're screwed.
Did you see my latest post? You have a starring role in the story. My success has been in part because of meeting you.
https://steemit.com/minnowsupportproject/@tremendospercy/finding-discordy-a-minnows-tale
Enjoy bro.
Haven't read it yet but I will in the morning, promise - can barely keep my eyes open now. SK.
No worries buddy.
You and I on an adventure. With a wasted Aussie witness!!!!!!
waltzing mathilda moves..
make love not war.. i mean spread love :)
"May the steem be with us"
Thanks
ready sir
Since I did not see an @teamaustralia entry yet in Memechallenge #23 (run by @fibra59), someone took the "liberty" of entering one. What? Steemit is completely transparent? So my secret, undercover, covert, preemptive strike will now be public knowledge? I can't blame the Russians? This is going to be a whole new battlefield, quite possibly the first transparent, intercontinental conflict.
Why did Al Gore have to invent the internet? Without it, we wouldn't be facing this international crisis. Fortunately, no one can prove Satoshi Nakamoto was American, otherwise we would really have to take responsibility for the impending skirmishes.
Haha funny. Saw your entry - thanks Swenger. SK.
Always ready, sir!
Know you are vhinz88 - you are a good soldier!
I hope I am...