Chair

in #steemitbloggers6 years ago (edited)

howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!

Yes I know, what kind of a lame title is that??
Never thought I'd be writing a post about a chair.

Well in case you haven't heard of the Engagement League put on by
the excellent @abh12345, I went into it last week having won it 8
weeks in a row. But this week I was beaten by a marvelous member
who is fairly new to the League, the great @ecoinstant.

Who in the world is that guy you ask? Good question. No one knows
for sure. Know one even knows where he's from..I think he's from all
over. We know he owns a coffee farm in Columbia of all places and
the guy is a Madhatter who is seemingly everywhere on Steemit so
if you haven't seen him yet..you will.

Perhaps to your betterment, perhaps to your detriment, you'll have
to be the judge. lol. So anyway back to the contest. Afterwards sir
ecoinstant put out an urgent plea for help. Not for him but for ME!

It all started late one night while we were talking about the contest
and I told him that I was hurting all over. I mean my back was
hurting, my neck was hurting, my rear was hurting, even my
shoulder was hurting! All because of my broken chair:
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Painful lookin ain't it? So the great ecoinstant put out this urgent plea
for help, asking everyone to pitch in so he could buy me a new chair.
lol, I know right? this has to be a joke.

But his reasoning was that because I was beaten in the contest with a
loss of honor and with my self esteem in tatters(lol, these are his
words!) that it was basically unacceptable to keep working in this
painful way and a nice chair would help me recover from my loss.

here is the link to that post, if you haven't read it it's one of the
funniest things I've ever read. The guy's a mad genius.

https://steemit.com/en/@ecoinstant/qlnba4npx

So what happened next is typical of this platform with people from
all over steemit donating votes to cover the cost of a new, strong,
padded, comfortable chair..it freaked me out and has left me
speechless and so thankful to be a part of this community because
even though this was a joke, people were still willing to give to this
"noble" cause! lol.

I want to thank you all for your generosity. There are too many to
name here but a special thanks to @jaynie and the Steemitbloggers
family for their support and to @goldendawne and
@happymoneyman who both stepped up and offered to cover any
amount which was not raised in this effort. I kid you not!

Where can you find such class but on Steemit?

So this effort is going on this week, it's very moving and funny at the
same time. A couple days ago I hear something outside which made
Jack sit up and go to the window. here's Jack:
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Well no one comes down our private driveway unless they tell us first,
here's the driveway:
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I mean this is rural Texas, you don't go down private driveways. I go to
grab my gun and hear a vehicle leaving so no threat there so I tell Jack lets
go see if anything is going on. Low and behold..what in the world is
this? Nobody ordered anything so what's a big box doing here?

Oh, bytheway, our mail lady has permission to come into our
driveway if she wants to.

here's what I saw:
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Can't be an image of a chair on there..can't be! This whole thing that
ecoin was doing was just a joke.

Besides I didn't give our address to anyone!

But there is was and here it is:
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This thing is built well too, Texas strong! triple braced, the back is
padded and secured with screws instead of a light weld which break
easily. The cushion is so nice! Jack really approves too:

c3.jpg

he even tested it out
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But that's not all because the box had TWO of them in it! Now I have a
back up chair. The only problem is I might get too comfortable and
fall asleep in it. The other chair was tough to work on but the pain
kept me alert, at least that's what I told myself.

But that's in the past, now I can boldly move forward to attain new
goals on Steemit! I don't know how to end this post but to say a huge
thank you to my new friend @ecoinstant who is a total maniac!

But also a beautiful, compassionate, brilliant, and positive force
that this platform is significantly enriched by! God bless you sir!

And thanks again to everyone who contributed, you know who you
are and I am very humbled by your support!

God bless you guys!
-jonboy Texas
the gentleman redneck

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hahahaha @econinstant!!! I totally thought it was a joke @janton :) This is so unbelievably kind and so very hilarious too!!!

I know. if I was the jealous type I'd be furious. he broadcasts to the world how he beat me, claims that I am in shambles and in desperate need, rallies the entire steemit community behind the idea of getting a folding chair, writes the funniest thing for comedyopenmic, advertises himself, Asher's League and me to some extent all in one fell swoop! it's genius! lol!

What a great job by @ecoinstant!

The pressure is off your backside and back on the EL top spot - good luck this week on your new throne!

well sir I thank you for the confidence but with so many great commentors I'll just wait for the results. In fact, this is the first week for awhile that I haven't worked with the League in mind, I've been more relaxed so we'll see. thank you so much for dropping by and commenting!

I was going to give @ecoinstant heck because now with those chairs, I'm afraid there will be no stopping you :)

haha! they're comfortable enough to sleep in though but please go ahead and give him heck, someone else needs to besides me! lol

hahaha ok @janton, fingers crossed you're asleep by now 😎

what do you care? you're half on vacation this week.

hahaha we'll see soon enough now, won't we @janton? 😅

i guess but can't you give me a little warning if I'm gonna get my butt beat again? two weeks in a row wouldn't be very fun!

People just kept giving me money!!!! What was I supposed to do?? ;p

Buy him the most uncomfortable chair ever :)

Top result of google search? Article by weburbanist:

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Top left. Perfect :)

Hah! Steemit lookin' out for each others bad chair battered hiney's!

haha! that's right armadilloman that's right! we look out for each other.."bad chair battered hiney's!" that's too funny! great job sir!

Wow! that is a nice beautiful story from one who've been beaten by his wholeheartedly kind opponent after all. I love the color. Pink. Jack sure looks very pretty in it.
Now you have a very nice, beautiful chair to sit on and no more back pains or muscles hurting. It's a wonderful world to be in Steemit, that you attest by sharing this beautiful story.

howdy there @roger5120! thanks so much for your kind words and it is indeed a marvelous community for such a thing to happen. Thanks so much for resteeming and for commenting!

You're quite welcome @janton. I just thought it would be nice to give it more wide dissemination with my followers and others and see how Steemit is, like you said, "a marvelous community."

yes Ma'am it is a great way to advertise how great the community really is! bless you!

Hello @janton thanks for your reply; agreed. Bless you as well. Enjoy and you have a great day, ok?

howdy back and yes Ma'am thank you, you too!

Heck yeah, sir! What a nice chair and good friends to have. I'm glad to have met you (well online met) have a great night! Didn't know about this until now but I wanna say thank you to everyone who helped out. This guy is an asset to steem

thank you sir balticbadger! did you read the post that ecoin did about it? that was hilarious. thanks for your support sir!

Whoo hoo! @janton got his chair! Sqooshy squooshy for your tooshy! Very excellent, now you can comment in comfort! @ironshield

haha! I know it's crazy ain't it? I was eventually going to get my old one patched up but this is much better because of the padding. thanks ironshield.

Thanks for the driveway tip. If I ever find myself in Texas again I won't go down any strange driveways. Your's is especially intimidating, so that probably won't be a problem.

hahaha! howdy sir professorbromide! yes sir it's one of the things I love about rural Texas, they take their liberty, privacy and property rights seriously! I've seen you around sir, not sure where but around! good to see you here and thanks so much for commenting.

@ecoinstant is a mutual friend. You may have seen our series of posts on the international commerce project. He sold me some green coffee from his farm and I roasted it to do a review. We did the transaction in SBD.

oh yes sir! I remember that, it was a tremendous experiment. Yes if he can market it to steemians, how many of us would buy great coffee? most of us I believe. thank you sir for the reminder.

Oh my gosh sir I just went to your blog! makes me feel like a real dumbie jsut looking at it, this is so perfect for the steemit platform!

And @professorbromide is one of the most interesting people in the US, with a plethora of intriguing hobbies! He is basically a DIY master!

oh excellent! I love learning from brilliant people(unless they're beating my brains out in a contest lol.) and this platform is such a wonderful classroom! I love that.

wow What a great thing. I have been saying all long how the people here on this platform are great. I am glad you get to experience the greatness.

yes thank you sir wolfhart! it is indeed an great group of people and you sir are one of the first to give me advice and help me so you are a great role model.

I go to grab my gun and hear a vehicle leaving so no threat there so Jack and I go see if anything is going on.

I love Texas. I hear don't mess with them. :-)

haha! well that's the reason on one goes down a private drive in Texas, people know that you don't do that and everyone is armed. lol. I love it.

It's them damn revenuers; after your still again! >:(

haha! hey a great idea for a "when the stuff hits the fan" scenario you could make alot of money and also help calm people down!

Calm them to an unconscious state? Might be productive at that, LOL! :)

yes sir that might be what it takes, it is hard to make one that doesn't blow up?

Depends, if you use too much of the output, the temperature regulation suffers...if not, you can control the heat, and no Boom Boom! :)

With minor modifications, my pressure cooker would make a nice still. :D

ha! well there you go and what do you have handy that would make a good brew?

Hah, that’s fantastic. What a cool story!

thank you sir dollarsandsense I'm glad you liked it and thanks for the comment!

I love this! What a great surprise for you. And its in buckeye colors!!!

and it's in Buckeye colors..hahaha! yes Ma'am I reckon it is, well I won't hold that against it! lol. thanks yes it was totally crazy and convinced me to stay for awhile after seeing so much support even from such a silly thing! thank you so much for your comment.

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