*Snack Content* experiment #20: «TIIQ» ¡The Infallible Impactful Quiz! A simple witty questionnaire with a handful of questions to help you out to know yourself better than your own mother. ¡Just try it!
That's right folks! Like the title already says, you are next to start the most exciting journey toward the holy depths of your inner self for an extraordinary mind-bending experience to gain incredible insight, enlightenment & knowledge about who you really are without ingest a single drop of Ayahuasca.
Here's the deal: Simply read and answer the following questions as honestly as you can. Then, chose one of these which describe you better and scroll down till the Conclusions-Suggestions-Prizes section of this post to act accordingly.
Ok, ¡Let's start! And let us all know you a little better.
1.- ¿Are you one of those who can't stand two requests from anyone without immediately jump and throw away your tiny panties on the stage while at the same time dispense out Willy-Nilly kisses & hugs right & left everywhere?
"If this is your choice, ignore the next questions and go directly to the Conclusions Section to collect your prize."2.- ¿Are you one of those who to give something, always need to get something in return immediately, no matter how small, insignificant or of little value for you it may be, but by any means you got to get something in exchange?
"If this is your choice, keep reading the next questions and if after that you still insist this is your pick, then follow the instructions in the Conclusions Section to collect your prize." 3.- ¿Are you one of those to whom we need to hit your elbow first with a demolishing ball to release from your hand a sweet single dime?
"If this is your choice, Yep! keep reading the next questions and if after that you still insist this is your pick, then follow the instructions in the Conclusions Section for the item 3 to collect your prize." 4.- ¿Are you one of those, like most of us, always hauling along the road a giant bag full with a great deal of Empathy, Generosity & Solidarity but when you check your pockets you become aware, one more time, that you are just growing fluff & spiderwebs inside?
"If this is your choice, Of course mate! Same as in the first question pick you can go directly to the Conclusions Section to collect your prize." 5.- ¿Are you one of those who simply shrug and twist your eyes without much fuss and with plain indifference just would limit yourself to expect someone else could appear out there, by accident, and take charge of the situation to fulfill the request thrown at your feet?
"Oh yeah! If this is your choice, Run buddy, hurry up and go directly to the Conclusions Section to collect dust.. eermm.. your prize."
«Conclusions-Suggestions-Prizes Section»
¡Alright! if you are now absolutely convinced and totally sure you've selected the right option above, which describe to yourself with the utmost precision according your most sincere and honest evaluation. Go ahead and read the instructions to know yourself better than your own mother and collect your prize right away.
1.- If you've chosen option 1, read this article first, then come back here and drop a comment saying ¡I'm a Groupie, Panties On The Stage! So, we both jointly might find where it finally landed & celebrate together when we were kind of a music industry celebrity back in the good days. :)
2.- If you've chosen option 2, then, read this article instead, then come back here and drop a comment saying ¡I've never felt so rewarded after exercise my rarely philanthropic actions! and share with us which one was the tune that melted your heart so much.
3.- If you've chosen option 3, rather read this article, then come back here and drop a comment saying ¡Sheesh!, Wadda Deja Vu. I thought those funny toys couldn't be found anymore! That's all you need to do to collect your prize.
4.- If you've chosen option 4, then, read first this article instead, then come back here and drop a comment saying ¡Hey mate, ¿Do you have some Raid Kill over there?! and I will take note of your name in my list to possibly fill your pockets with crypto tinkling naphthalene coins very soon to pay you back your willing goodness gesture.
5.- If you've chosen option 5, then, don't read anything dude, just cross your arms like you always do and drop a comment saying One more chap left out on the gutter. ¡Who Cares! It's not my business lift them up.
¿Do you know now who you are beyond any shadow of doubt? ¿Not yet? Well, then, jump again into the endless treadmill and answer the questions one more time.
¡You only have one more chance!
Thank you for taking the time to read this post thus far and carry out complying the quiz.
¿Who's there riding?
Oh! Yes, almost forgot your weekly 'Abstract Aural Bit'
when all your so called friends are gone......when everything you try goes wrong....well just leave it all to chance......the answer is. get up off your ass and dance.....
¡Because you gotta dance like this everyday before go to bed!
"Giggles, Smiles, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"
This is a good idea and fun. I wonder if people understand your heightened sense of humour and irony
Hahaha I still wonder all the time the same thing to myself buddy. And certainly it has been a long long time wondering without response. ;)
Thank you very much for passing by here through this entangled swamp that is my blog. I really appreciate your comments a lot. I actually feel that we are connected in some way beyond pure sympathy & mindful analytics about everything and all. But even when I have almost the absolute conviction of which one was the option that you chose from the quiz.... I will wait patiently for you to express it explicitly for yourself. LoL
There was only one that could possibly be me. Number 4. A pauper that does what he can. I often question my approach. Would it be better to hold back, build a reserve first and then do what I can wider? Or will this lead to me placing too much value on my bulging pockets that the bag of compassion is empty? It is also possible I have an instant gratification problem, so each coin received never reaches the pocket at all. Maybe I am addicted to the return of giving. It is a definite possibility.
At the end of the day, I will likely die penniless and bitter, but if that is to be the case, I will do all I can to ensure my daughter does not suffer the same fate.
Rest assured my dear friend, that your daughter will never suffer the same fate, (in that case), with all these genuine treasures and authentic valuable THINGS that you are clearly willing to nurture her with. Those which really matter, you know?
Because like I already said this somewhere else before: "At the end of the day, absolutely everything, everything, tangible or ethereal, valuable or not, which has happened in our life will never be more than only a simple recall stored in our memory"
By the way... ¿Can I send you now your big shiny canister of Raid Kill? :D
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