Poetry Dice Entry: The Dank Ditty Doggerel
The Dank Ditty Doggerel
Never before has such a simple plant had such power to enchant.
It puts you to sleep so you don't have to count sheep.
Cannabis heals your pain so you no longer have to use that cane.
Next time you have a cannabis session, there can be no question.
Perform your soul retrieval and ignore the cannabis law's racist evil.
You'll be like a sparrow and fly straight like an arrow.
Let cannabis activate that left brain and fly high like a plane.
Take your Bic and carry out nature's greatest magic trick.
Improve your brain power just by burning one little cannabis flower.
Risk becoming an arrestee just for possessing one harmless cannabis tree.
Just ignore the governmental ban and be your own free man.
This was my super short poem which I wrote as an entry for @robyneggs's Poetry Dice Challenge 3000, Week 16. I decided to try my hand at it this week after @clayboyn mentioned it in one of the MSP Waves Radio shows tonight. It's quite different from the last poem that I wrote, which was much more serious and talked about a much heavier subject. I hope you guys got a good little laugh from it! Thank you for reading!
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Wowmazing! You are so good in writing dear. ❤
Thank you so much! :)
Hey stellar poem! Thanks for joining us!
Thank you so much! :) It was a fun experience, as I had never tried to write a poem with specific parameters/required words, etc.
Poeeful
Nice work I see you have a green thumb for poetry :-) Good luck with the contest.
Thank you so much! :)
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