🥃“Drinks anyone ?”🥃

The difference between a cold stiff drink and a drink with a cold stiff for me Is the drink and nothing more. I won’t serve cheap whiskey when company visits.

They come often so I cut back on things like food, clothes and utilities to save money. Who needs lights ? The company doesn’t come when the lights are on , besides I like it when they place their hands over my eyes and yell “guess who.”

I don’t ever get it right but one time I mistook Poe’s voice for Twain and all hell broke lose. Nevermore, I’ve learned my lesson. Nowadays when they say “guess who” I tell them I’m bad with names but assure them I’m better with faces.

Usually they let go at this point. Sometimes
my company plays around too much and likes to strike me on the top of my head with the hammer . Poe does, that’s who.

That comes often too, they may be spreading the word to the others. I carry that hammer on me everywhere. Can you believe that, my own hammer ? Who hits a man with his own hammer ?

I wake up and remember the name and see even clearer after being struck. Fear does that too a man, and Poe and Twain have both made it clear that heads would roll if I confused them two again.

Poe terrifies me and Twain is friends with Tesla, I have to admit Nikola may not be too smart but he sure can hold his own in a fight. He cost me six stitches once. He hit me so hard my lights went out. I never called him stupid behind is back like Hemingway said I did.

I almost always told him to his face. I have to just say Hemingway, frankly is not allowed over here anymore. He ran up a two hundred dollar long distance phone bill. Who calls God to tell on someone ? Some of these writers love to talk as much as they do write , and they drink even more than that.