Steemit Open Mic Week 67 - I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!! - Original Comedy Song by Luke Westberg

in #openmic7 years ago (edited)

So it's been several weeks since I've participated in the Steemit Open Mic. I always have played the guitar and written original songs for my entries. So for this week I decided to do something different. I wrote a song and recorded my voice making a beat. I then played my beat from my computer and sang over it. So I log on today to see that you MUST PLAY AN INSTRUMENT in your entry. This was kind of depressing as it was the first time I've done anything like this... so I may not be eligible for the contest but I still want to share my entry... and I'll promise I'll play guitar in all future entries.

A few guitar-based entries for proof.
https://steemit.com/openmic/@sixexgames/steemit-open-mic-week-56-pretend-original-song
https://steemit.com/openmic/@sixexgames/better-off-steemit-open-mic-week-48-sad-original-song
https://steemit.com/openmic/@sixexgames/steemit-open-mic-week-45-platonic-love-friends-with-no-benefits-original-comedy-song

This song was inpired by captchas and always having to prove that I am a human and in fact, not a gosh darn robot.

Lyrics:

How can I prove to you that I am not a robot?
Can you see through that I am not a robot?
I’m not a gosh darn robot
I’m not a robot!
not a gosh darn robot
Beep boop boop bah da buh dah dah
I am not a robot!
Boop beep bop bleep bleep bleep
I am not a
01110010
01101111
01100010
01101111
01110100
Error error error error

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Aww yeah! Next time I'm going for 96%!

You must have missed the part of that post that said there are exceptions

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Yay, I'm exceptional! Thanks!

#funny
for me when I see something funny never think to stop laughing, it is up to people to say what is important I am happy

got here from one of your YT videos! Great post dude :D

Thanks! Hopefully it was something a little different :)

Awesome haha Check out my Steemit if you get a chance too bro ! :D

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ohhh goodness!! smile achieved ear to ear. you are nutzo

Oh thanks! Just doing what I was programmed to do ;)

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