STEEMIT OPEN MIC week 63 - "When Moon?" - An Original Song
I'm back with another original comedy song for #openmic this week!
It's all about Crypto this week. If you follow @suppoman's videos, you'll know that this particular phrase, "When Moon?", is one of his biggest pet peeves. Also "When Lambo."
So in honor of @Suppoman, and in celebration of all of our long-term holding...
I give you... When Moon?
When Moon?
by Chris Roberts
I been eating ramen for a year,
The neighbor’s wifi’s good enough,
I’ve watered down my beer.
My baby’s wearing diapers made of
Junk mail from last year,
I hope my coins will find their value soon…
When moon?
My friends and family think I’ve lost my mind.
I never know which ICO I’ll look around and find.
And some may make me rich as hell,
But some just rob me blind.
Wish I had some fortune-telling rune…
When moon?
When Moon? When’s it finally gonna be my turn
Cause soon, the people all will learn
I’m nervous every time I check the charts,
I know that I am clever somewhere in my heart of hearts,
But I always buy the all-time high, and the whales just do their parts.
To profits somehow I must be immune…
When moon?
My portfolio is pretty thin,
I never should have gone all in on Dogecoin for the win.
My wife is freakin’ out I’m seekin’ payday loans again.
I pray some day I’ll sing a different tune…
When moon?
When Moon? When’s it finally gonna be my turn?
Cause soon, the people all will learn
Thanks, #openmic!
This (like most of my songs lately) was created for Steemit Open Mic, hosted by @luzcypher. It's an amazing musical community!
A Couple of my Recent Songs
Stolen Soul is my entry in the #openmicsongwriters Challenge. In this challenge, contestants have been competing to win a brand new guitar! Prize sponsored by @meno!
Blues Man with a Ukulele was my entry from last week in #openmic, expressing some of my ukulele woes.
That's all I've got. Until next time!
wow!
to profits somehow I must be immune -- great line
moon patience for the win!
(you'd think crypto shiba inus would bring more value, tho, wouldn't you?)
Wow, I'm always learning new things from you... I had no idea what the DOGE-dog was called. I'm a little ashamed to say, but I'm holding several thousand of those little doggies (probably forever).
Luckily, the sad story in this song does not reflect my experience. I've made every mistake in the book and I've still somehow seen gains. We just got our X-mas shopping done on purse.io with BTC! Pretty cool.
Thanks for your support!
I have profited in spite of learning by errors as well. Let's keep learning and our profits will be even greater!
Yep, already I've made so many mistakes in trading that I rarely make them anymore. Plus, when I was screwing it all up I was investing tiny, insignificant amounts compared to what I'm working with now. So it was just low-cost education. ;)
Thanks for the enrollment in Steem basic income! I like more upvotes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. You put a sincere smile on my face. I was going to quote some of my favs but so many other commenters recognized the same! Great lyrics, and you're giving me the muse to write my first Crypto song.
Thank you so much. I'm always telling my wife "Crypto is the only interest every single Steemian has in common."
I feel that the world could use a lot more songs about cryptocurrency.
I wholeheartedly agree. The language for cryptos is evolving and I find myself talking in crypto language (fiat, token, platform, fungible) w nocoiner friends as they stare blank-faced at me lmao. For sure, it'll work it's way into tunes from here on out!
hahaha i love that song! steem on.. my friend!! steem will reach the moon!! ♥ obvilously upvoted!
Thank you very much a great post that I liked. I was laughing for this post. I was laughing at the post. It was a lot of fun in the post. It was a lot of laughter. Both me and my friends read your post together. Can not think that your post will be so laughing so much to post a lot of laughter
My pleasure! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I love your enthusiasm!
Thank you very much. Thank you very much for my comments. I am always with you. I am always with you. I always follow you. I see you in your post. I hope you will be with me. How do you work. You will come back from my profile. Hopefully you will come back.
This is so funny!
Have you seen this video you're in?
No, I hadn't seen it yet! Awesome promo :)
Thanks for everything!
i liked this post dear because it s a funny post
may be a question dear
thats funny one..thanks for sharing my friend..best of luck..
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Great lyrics, voice and tune. Loved the fraggle rock picture
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. The Fraggle pic was an entry in Papa-pepper's Wild N Strange Contest; it's pretty amusing :)
It's very funny. Thanks a lot for sharing with us.
You're welcome. I'm so glad you enjoyed my song!