Missed connetions V 2.steemit

in #life6 years ago

So I have been at the hospital all day doing that shit and I get home for a split second and say to myself, get on discord for a second. What could go wrong? Well, I have about 10 messages linking me to this post.

https://steemit.com/life/@blog-fictions/love-me-or-hate-me-i-may-go-off-discord-for-a-while-but-i-will-love-you-all

At first, I kinda turned my head sideways like a dog trying to figure out what you are saying to it then I threw a quick reply at the post because I had to run up to the drug store for the kiddo. Then I came back and added on. Secondly, I was surprised that anyone even read my fucking blog. Let us get some guidelines.

Never take me seriously.
I am always sarcastic.
If I were a chick, I would totally be a whore.
Never be afraid to call me a piece of shit. I usually get a good laugh out of it.
Yall are way to fucking serious around here.

Now I am going to ask everyone a favor. Swing over by her link and tell her what a turd I am. Make it funny. Have fun with it. I will or one of my friends will upvote you. It is free money you fucking shitbirds.

I am also going to use this opportunity to abuse use the introduceyourself tag

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Hahaha, you always crack me up, Doomz.
Always getting into 'trouble' like that. I said it before and I'll say it again: I really love your attitude 😂

Too many people take life and themselves way too serious. It's refreshing to meet people who don't.
It may not really reflect in my SteemIt posts, but in real life it's one of my mottos: if you take me serious, you will have to get to know me fast, or you'll end up being offended all the time. Lol.

When going through the comments section of that post, I think she got the point by now. If not... then there will be more hilarious things to come 🤣

I think she will be just fine. I get along with everyone until I don't. She just needs to stay away from the creepers. I think they deffenatly prey on minnows because they are in a position of power. I would hate to see how many people it actually works on. I am also kinda upset no one tried to get naughty pics of me when I got here. Too late now weirdos. I am on my way to being a dolphin someday them a killer whale. It is good to have goals in life. I can't wait till my account is big enough so I can go shit post as the top comment on every single trending post on the front page.

Hey, welcome to steemit! Hope you enjoy your stay here! And other nice fluffy words!
Some more! Ending with a few emojis!

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Hope the kid's doing alright.

Yeah, the kiddo is doing well. She is home and resting. Has a big wrap around her head for the night and some minor discomfort but all seems well so far.

💯

On a completely unrelated note, we should make whysoserious a tag, right? Sounds really cool, but what could we post in it. Hmmm

We could use it when we go troll the posts on trending and upvote our shit comments to the top spots.

Nah that takes the "assholeishness" out of it no?
Makes it sound salty instead lmao

You will be tough nut to trigger.....

I'm working on it...

😂😂

It's 1-0 to you at the moment...and that will just not do.
(I hope you don't know what it was that triggered me...I'll tell you one day...maybe)-

LOL. I think I kinda got under your skin one-time giving stripers or porn stars a hard time if I remember right. It was all just me dicking around. Sorry if it seemed like I was being serious. Sometimes I just throw shit at a wall to see what sticks.

I think I kinda got under your skin one-time giving stripers or porn stars a hard time if I remember right

...mmmm...Don't think so...I don't remember that one it if you did...

Oh no, this trigger is bugging me sooooo bad,( it hit me from nowhere!).. it deserves a trigger back...but it will take some work, I think !

...If I ever get to feel offended , it's a compliment!
lololol

Damn it, now I don't know what it was. On a side now did the commie shit get worked out with the flag from my friend and a couple comments? Or is that still ongoing?

...is your mate @trumpman? Yeah, I appreciated that one, mate - I think it made a difference..
here's a link...all better now..

https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/wars-and-battles-are-not-the-same-thanks-everyone

Damn it, now I don't know what it was

....yeah, fuck off - I'm not telling you and giving you even more satisfaction!
lol

He is a good dude, He just kinda puts up with me as comic relief I think :)

He doesn't like commies either though so it worked out. I did not ask him to help, he saw your comment and went over and handled it before I ever saw it.

Our true bio, is always in the comments

Sometimes I just throw shit at a wall to see what sticks.

I have always been honest on steemit.
:)

We need more honest people in this world, it makes things so much more funnier.

I have found that people always want me to be honest with them until they get the honest truth as an answer and then I am somehow an asshole. lol

Enjoy life as we want but must obey the rules.
Have a good day my friend.

@doomsdaychassis welcome back buddy and i hope you will be fine now.

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